this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2023
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And Scotty beamed them to the Klingon ship, where they would be no Tribble at all.
In my home Star Trek is the religion. It's been a long road getting from there to here. Because I've got faith in the Spock.
Blasphemer, the prophets sent the Sisko to guide us as our emissary
Look, all I said was, "That bowl of jambalaya was good enough for Joseph Sisko."
It might as well be in my home too. My wife and I aren't religious, so we may have snuck a few subtle trek things into our wedding ceremony.
Would you describe your faith as heart-related?
It's the only way I can make sure that they're not gonna hold me down no more.
I hate you...
Bah. Our ornament celebrates the true spirit of Christmas:
When you push the button, the fight music plays. For like a full minute. It's amazing.
That's amazing! I haven't seen this one.
I used this in the header for today's Trek-mas!
Whaaaat, how did I miss it?!
I got it in a Hallmark store probably 25 years ago.
As long as we don't end up with the Star Trek Wars
And the great pilgrimage after - The Star Wars Trek
UNBELIEVER!
And the Savior said unto James - "I have been, and always shall be, your friend"
- Book of Archer 32:10
For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Spock died for our sins according to the scriptures;
And that he was buried, and that he rose again in the third movie according to the scriptures:
And that he was seen of Jim, then of the rest of the bridge crew.
-- 1 Roddenberry 15:3-5
And a much much better religion than scientology.
On the Third ~~day~~ movie he rose again!
Ship... out of danger?
cries
(Spoiler) No need to cry, watch the sequel
Merry Spockmas! 🎄
link now
It looks like this is the Hallmark ornament from 2015, so the only option might be ebay.
Oh dang it's pricey nevermind lol https://www.ornament-shop.com/2015-star-trek-the-needs-of-the-many-i1151630.html
It is fun looking at them all, though
Dr. EMH is only $25....
Some tempting options, right? I'm trying to stay strong and tell myself I don't need any more plastic. 😣
The Historical Documents!
I sacrifice at the alter of Kahless every day.
Hold on a second, that's not Gandalf