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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] Starchildjohn@leminal.space 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Poetic, but like not in a gross way

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Just like normal words rubbing up against each other like an over-crowded city bus in the middle of summer.

But not in a weird way or anything.

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 1 day ago

This is what I imagine Vogon poetry sounds like

[–] Zorcron@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This sounds like it’s the setup of an Oglaf comic

[–] Andaith@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

Had absolutely no idea when to stop. Comments probably kept going after the screenshot. 10/10 no notes.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

I could take lessons on how to woo the opposite sex with this style of poetry.

[–] Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago
[–] echodot@feddit.uk 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm so confused. Is she somehow kissing herself? There doesn't seem to be anybody else involved in this story, it's just her.

It's actually Neil DeGrasse Tyson's alt account

[–] TallonMetroid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My guess is her lips are sticking to each other?

[–] Manjushri@piefed.social 1 points 22 hours ago

But in a sexy way. Like two salamanders that have been slathered in Vaseline.

I'm really happy it's not in a gross way, because for a moment I was grossed out. But they explained it's fine, and I trust them.

I've got sensory issues with goop on my skin. I've also done a lot of kissing, and many of those kisses involved lips coated in cosmetic products.

This, but in the gross way. I won't even kiss my wife if she has lipstick on, 0/10.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

What do You mean "face"?