DOB: yesterday
SSN: 8008135
Credit Card Number: 3. I have 3 credit cards
Bank Account: Mommy says I'm not old enough to have one
Shoe size: I don't wear shoes
Mother's Maiden Name: Celery
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
DOB: yesterday
SSN: 8008135
Credit Card Number: 3. I have 3 credit cards
Bank Account: Mommy says I'm not old enough to have one
Shoe size: I don't wear shoes
Mother's Maiden Name: Celery
Ur mom's maiden name is celery cuz everyone takes a bite out of her ayoooo!

This is all just bullshit
What you actually have to post is hog
Cw: actual hog, real picture of my hog
hog
the tasteful thickness of it...

I would much prefer users under the age of 16 simply become corrupted by our influence. They keep doing cool shit like organizing student protests. Can’t we just stick with that?
They already id me when i buy the verification cans can't i just log in
I'm good, I already dmed the admins my asshole. You can count the ridges to determine my age. A bit invasive, but I admire the commitment to protect our userbase.
Also your three sizes. Please <3
Can't I just yell at the kids to get off my lawn? I don't want to have to get up.
A/S/L?
I forgot my credit card and banking info, can I borrow yours?
Giving away my identity to see how the scammer profits off of it to take notes on how to hustle
Can I just submit my DoD code? I assumed all of this was captured in the onboarding background check
Actually it's the DoW now 
69 😏
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