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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago

Okay what about sport_owl. There is no rule saying owls can't play basketball.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago
[–] Keld@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Yeah. Sayig something so obviously slanderous about our beloved owl could result in a Tort_Owl.

[–] Noodles4dinner@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'll see you in Court_Owl.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

Having just checked out who called them short_owl, I believe we need to abort(_owl) telling them about legal remedies.

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 days ago
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago
[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yea its Dart_Owl because of all the cigs

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

I'm just smoking a dart & slamming a two six while I'm out for a rip bud

[–] Commie_Chameleon@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

More like Fart_Owl.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sounds like a US Military base

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

It is. This military base is the number one poster in chapo dot chat

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] nothx@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

Longshoreman birb

[–] mrfugu@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

you can’t tell me what to do! I’ll see you in court~_owl~

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

whatever you say, shart_owl catgirl-smug

[–] billgamesh@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

Ok zlort_owl

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

brb short selling OWL

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

My son's name is also Bort_Owl

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

What are you gonna do, sue them?! They'll just start calling you tort_owl

[–] Athena5898@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago