Okay what about sport_owl. There is no rule saying owls can't play basketball.
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Jort_Owl
Yeah. Sayig something so obviously slanderous about our beloved owl could result in a Tort_Owl.
I'll see you in Court_Owl.
Having just checked out who called them short_owl, I believe we need to abort(_owl) telling them about legal remedies.
unsigned_owl
u16_owl
Happy cake day! 
Theenks :3
Yea its Dart_Owl because of all the cigs
Canada or UP?
I'm just smoking a dart & slamming a two six while I'm out for a rip bud
Ok Fort_Owl
More like Fart_Owl.
Sounds like a US Military base
It is. This military base is the number one poster in chapo dot chat
Ok Port_Owl
Longshoreman birb
you can’t tell me what to do! I’ll see you in court~_owl~
whatever you say, shart_owl 
Ok zlort_owl
brb short selling OWL
My son's name is also Bort_Owl
What are you gonna do, sue them?! They'll just start calling you tort_owl
Blorb