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How can I better serve my Grandfather Nurgle? (hexbear.net)
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I want to spread the Plaguefather's holy gift of decay.

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[–] Azarova@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

be the average american

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Have you shit your pants in the last 10 minutes?

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

pretend to be a Slaanesh worshipper, but infect yourself with a bunch of STDs first imaginator

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Run for your local school board and always keep the schools open. Kids are the best vectors for disease. Source: :it-is-known:

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Stop bathing so that your skin can become a garden of bacterial flourishing

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Get yourself on that RFK Jr. type beat.