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[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 month ago

Bring them to data centers instead!

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Something tells me the people that drop these off aren't entirely sure what they've got, just 'random metal object I don't need/want'.

I doubt people think a recycling center should have/know what to do with explosives...

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All right then, in which bin should I put that unexploded Luftwaffe 500-pounder, then?

Very near my house, a few years ago, someone uncovered one of those in a brownfield site that was being redeveloped, leading to some specialists evacuating the neighbourhood and doing a controlled demolition that rattled my windows and could be heard a couple of miles away.

The odd mortar round in Newton Scabbott is small potatoes compared to that.

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

Write "return to sender" on it and drop it off at your local post office.

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 11 points 1 month ago

Well stop making explosive so recyclable then, fuck

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Stop throwing away 90% of the recyclables!

Also, stop blaming your customers for the waste in the first place!

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I assume there's talking about aerosol spray cans?

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

In this case, it was a mortar round.