this post was submitted on 21 Jun 2026
15 points (100.0% liked)

badposting

831 readers
218 users here now

badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 

Do they still do that? Call boobies 'baps?'? Jus

Tnwomdering

top 17 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don’t think I’ve ever heard baps but jugs was quite common. Now all the kids use American slang, truly the sun has set on the british empire

[–] Andrzej3K@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

We're losing the subtle details of Great British Boob Slang smdh. Sometimes it's jugs, sometimes it's norks, sometimes it's nellies. They all mean subtly different things

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hb knockers? Dp you still say that?

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah but only by older people

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Old people still got it

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'm too queer to know they actually did this. I thought baps meant ass, as bap is another word for a bread roll/bun, and bun means ass in UK slang.

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

They hadn't invented shapely asses in the UK til the NHS started providing them in the 60's so all their euphemisms for round things are about tits

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What is? The word baps, or boobies themselves?

[–] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought "baps" were some kind of pastry or snack.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

It can be a snack if it's referring to a sandwich (a bacon a sausage bap), but I've never heard of it being used for a pastry. Maybe you're thinking of a pasty.

[–] LisaTrevor@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

them oglin me baps all through me Burberry

[–] crapwittyname@feddit.uk 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's still common in Ireland.

No use crying over spilt bap juice it's gonna go baps up one of these days

Song written in 2019ish

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: