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"Guy's getting railroaded for fishing without a license. Does anyone here practice bird law?"
I know a guy

That's right, officer. That's the pelican, take him away.

Pelican:

This is democracy manifest! What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent pescatarian meal?
If Marlin didn't get out in time.
birds of a feather cellblock together.
Hopefully he doesn't join the aryan birderhood
I didn't know the fish was undersize.
Goose got little too silly
People like crabs so i brought crabs... how'd i know they'd think i'm threatening the president??
Monster ate an entire school and they still take him through the Long John's Silver drive through.
This would make a good image for a SCP/creepypasta
Was hat er getan?
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Please god don't find the rest of my mushrooms under the passenger seat!