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[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago
[–] muad_dibber@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

"Guy's getting railroaded for fishing without a license. Does anyone here practice bird law?"

[–] Maturin@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

I know a guy

[–] Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's right, officer. That's the pelican, take him away.

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

This is democracy manifest! What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent pescatarian meal?

[–] Athena5898@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

If Marlin didn't get out in time.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

birds of a feather cellblock together.

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Hopefully he doesn't join the aryan birderhood

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

I didn't know the fish was undersize.

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Goose got little too silly

People like crabs so i brought crabs... how'd i know they'd think i'm threatening the president??

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Monster ate an entire school and they still take him through the Long John's Silver drive through.

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

This would make a good image for a SCP/creepypasta

[–] Kumikommunism@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] departee@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Please god don't find the rest of my mushrooms under the passenger seat!