This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
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expand for full thread. Don't feel obliged to read it all. Joke is a bit repetetive.
If these people knew anything about parascience they'd see that CLEARLY anon was possessed by a ghost who died of constipation, and who used anon's body as a conduit to release the ecto-shit weighing them down to this plane. Ecto-shit, being ghostly, is of course invisible to the naked human eye.
That sounds like the worst violation that could ever happen to someone. So glad I'm not the hacker known as Anon right now
Scared himself shitless.
The last pic kind of ruins it.
You know what, i agree. I edited it to add a spoiler and "read at your own risk" for everything after the first panel of replies
Ya'll didn't know? The way you get to hell is by being squeezed out an anus with ten thousand other souls. Thats why theres that line about crawling on your belly.
Ah, so the wealthy man/needle/camel metaphor was literal. The heaven sphincter is just really tight