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Anon passes gas for the first time in their life, gets scared (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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expand for full thread. Don't feel obliged to read it all. Joke is a bit repetetive.

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[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ya'll didn't know? The way you get to hell is by being squeezed out an anus with ten thousand other souls. Thats why theres that line about crawling on your belly.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, so the wealthy man/needle/camel metaphor was literal. The heaven sphincter is just really tight