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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon passes gas for the first time in their life, gets scared (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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expand for full thread. Don't feel obliged to read it all. Joke is a bit repetetive.

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[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If these people knew anything about parascience they'd see that CLEARLY anon was possessed by a ghost who died of constipation, and who used anon's body as a conduit to release the ecto-shit weighing them down to this plane. Ecto-shit, being ghostly, is of course invisible to the naked human eye.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

That sounds like the worst violation that could ever happen to someone. So glad I'm not the hacker known as Anon right now