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[–] teslasdisciple@lemmy.ca 67 points 2 days ago

Did anyone tell him that "the beatings will continue until morale improves" is meant to be sarcasm?

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Zuck said in his memo that difficult times lie ahead. Um, yeah cuz you and the execs are power and money hungry monsters.

[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 52 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"I was told high morale would increase employee performance. So I made it company policy to show high morale."

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 3 points 2 days ago

The Chick-Fil-A business model

[–] classic@fedia.io 44 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Zuckerberg offered employees access to permanent desks, a symbolic gesture that unintentionally illustrated how expendable many of them had become.

lol in a dystopian kind of way

"Don't forget, you're here forever... or at least until you're replaced by a machine."

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I work for a company you've never heard of that just laid off ~13% of their workforce. Not a tech firm. Not even a business that has frequent layoffs. The recession was probably the last time this happened. Later the same day, I wander off to a conference room where I find one my colleagues. I asked him how he was doing and he said, "the thing that bugs me the most is that a whole bunch of people just got fired and we're supposed to keep going like nothing happened."

I felt that. Something big happened. Layoffs like that basically destroy any trust that employees have in the organization. Not only do a bunch of people lose their jobs, they're often abruptly thrown out of the building. The ones who are left are left to wonder if they'll be next.

Zuck is going to have face the fact that once that bell has been rung, it cannot be un-rung.

[–] one_old_coder@piefed.social 6 points 2 days ago

It depends on the size of the company I guess. In a small startup I got fired with a bunch of lies and I disappeared in a few minutes. Only one guy called me to understand what happened. All the other employees pretended I never existed, and I'm pretty sure they trusted the boss and his lies.

[–] zabadoh@ani.social 7 points 2 days ago

The ones who are left are left to wonder ~~if~~ when they’ll be next.

FTFY

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The thing is once you kill your culture it’s dead.

It is replaced with a new shittier culture, one where nobody wants to show their personality or put themselves out there and possibly piss off a vindictive HR.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

It's not like Facebook ever had a good culture.

[–] DigDoug@lemmy.world 42 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

One more pizza party oughta do it.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I'm an FLM so basically the first line of defense between the workforce and upper management. My fellow FLMs pay for parties and lunches out of our own pocket. We have budget for team building once or twice a year. We know that isn't enough, so we do what we can. It's really not a lot, but the memories we make with our team is worth it. I love my team and my people.

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Pizza? What is this, a charity? The full-time employees invited to the popcorn party are encouraged to bring their own butter from home.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Seriously. How is he THIS far removed from reality?

[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 days ago

How could a billionaire not be? Pretty sure this has been pretty well studied. Having too much money is basically toxic.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

Reptilian robots create their own reality.

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 22 points 2 days ago

Morale at Meta has seemingly hit rock bottom

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Reading the article, it appears that Zuckerberg is trying to get his staff back operating like they are a startup with events like a hackathon. That his staff are no longer participating is indicating that they aren't treating Meta like a startup any more.

It isn't that Zuckerberg wants his staff to act like they are having fun, but to get back into a startup mentality where they will hopefully over perform and are instead treating it as a job where there isn't an incentive to work harder.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

How stupid would an employee have to be to think of Meta as a startup?

[–] cloudless@kbin.earth 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

“Sure, some people might have lost their jobs, but hey, you still have yours - so rejoice! Loosen up, have some fun!”

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Survivor guilt?! I think you mean 'survivor glee!'"

[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Survivor quilting, because fun will now commence

[–] corbindallas@fedinsfw.app 11 points 2 days ago

burn his hawaii holdings

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Meta's new motto: Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may die!

[–] KnitWit@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Enjoy your time at Meta, it’ll be over before you know it!

[–] kbal@fedia.io 8 points 2 days ago

Is it even possible to run Facebook so badly that it stops making money? I guess we're finding out.

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You must obey the dance commander

Giving out the order for fun

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 4 points 2 days ago

__Radio message from H.Q.:

Dance Commander, we love you.__

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

Maybe Zuck should pay his employees more for the extra work put on them from the layoff, to lift their spirits.

[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 3 points 2 days ago

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

[–] iamericandre@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago