Gormless
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
You are without gorm. Your gorm levels? 0
Not quite gormless but very far from gormful
I consider myself midgormed
"Minge" is such an instant turn off word, sounds like a medieval torture device or something.
My vote is "crisps".
Love me some wash your sister with sauce crisps
Yeah, norks is also unpleasant, but "minge" is just downright gross.
gobsmacked
also love their insults: prat, knob, bell end
Pillock
brambly blossets
we've got a lot of words for being drunk
rat arsed
pissed
shit faced
sloshed
mortal
hammered
paralytic
plastered
wankered
smashed
and I also quite like what we say if you kicked something very hard (e.g - a football) - c*nted
You forgot trollied
Spot o char
Isn't the origin of that just the Chinese word for tea? I feel like of all the words to loan from China, their word for tea makes a lot of sense to steal.
Wankers! WANKERS!
Never heard Norks in my life. Apparently its Australian?
Australians are just deep fried brits
I thought "lollipop men" was just a funny Daphne thing from Fraiser till they said it seriously on Taskmaster.

Smack barm pea wet
Looks fokken minging!
Tha’s a proppa butty