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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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Bonus word… minge

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[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Keld@hexbear.net 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

You are without gorm. Your gorm levels? 0

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Not quite gormless but very far from gormful

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 2 points 4 weeks ago

I consider myself midgormed

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 5 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

"Minge" is such an instant turn off word, sounds like a medieval torture device or something.

My vote is "crisps".

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 4 weeks ago

Love me some wash your sister with sauce crisps

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 2 points 4 weeks ago

Yeah, norks is also unpleasant, but "minge" is just downright gross.

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 5 points 4 weeks ago

gobsmacked

also love their insults: prat, knob, bell end

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 5 points 4 weeks ago
[–] Vingst@hexbear.net 4 points 4 weeks ago

brambly blossets

[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

we've got a lot of words for being drunk

rat arsed

pissed

shit faced

sloshed

mortal

hammered

paralytic

plastered

wankered

smashed

and I also quite like what we say if you kicked something very hard (e.g - a football) - c*nted

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 4 weeks ago

You forgot trollied

[–] hexthismess@hexbear.net 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Keld@hexbear.net 1 points 4 weeks ago

Isn't the origin of that just the Chinese word for tea? I feel like of all the words to loan from China, their word for tea makes a lot of sense to steal.

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 3 points 4 weeks ago

Wankers! WANKERS!

[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Never heard Norks in my life. Apparently its Australian?

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 1 points 4 weeks ago

Australians are just deep fried brits

[–] Athena5898@hexbear.net 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I thought "lollipop men" was just a funny Daphne thing from Fraiser till they said it seriously on Taskmaster.

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 1 points 4 weeks ago

Smack barm pea wet

Looks fokken minging!

Tha’s a proppa butty