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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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[–] Forester@pawb.social 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I had a mosquito impale itself into my eye while riding a bike probably going 30ish. Horrible experience. It was thrashing and flapping. It had flown right in to me with the pointy side. Had to pull it out.

[–] dangercake@feddit.uk 2 points 44 minutes ago

So I heard of this thing where you have an inability to voluntarily visualize mental images. Wondering where I can buy one aphantasia please.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 9 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

I once accidentally ate a June bug while on my bicycle.

Im wondering how often this sort of thing happens to animals who move fast.

I also now never mouth breathe on my bike. Regardless if I'm winded or not. No more June bugs for me, thanks.

[–] MouldyCat@feddit.uk 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

If you're exerting yourself at all, you pretty much have to mouth breathe. The way I avoid gobbling up any flying insects is to keep my head down while breathing in. It's surprisingly effective.

Slightly related, my son once had a bee go up his nose while we were out cycling. I say only slightly related because he wasn't actually going that fast; he was only about 8. He stopped suddenly, complaining about something going up his nose. Neither of us realised what had actually happened until he coughed up a still-squirming bee in a pool of phlegm.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

That's a nasty story but thanks for sharing. Glad he didn't get stung in the sinuses. I can't imagine how much that would have hurt.

Hopefully our stories help people understand the risk of bugs when biking.

Yeah if I get super winded I do like a very small mouth opening. But mostly try to keep that closed.

I also, luckily, wear big glasses and have had quite a few bugs smack against them.

I don't know what the solution is since wearing a face shield is super hot and can fog up.

[–] WhatISawInTheForest@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Like, you actually ATE the june bug?! Daaamn!!! Yuuuuuck!

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

It just came in and right to the back and reflex kicked in and down it went.

This happened when I was a teenager and the horror of it all still haunts me to this day.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 59 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Probably not, thanks to their nictitating membrane (or haw).

It's an extra see-through eyelid that keeps dust and debris out of their eyes.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 12 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

So they are related to Vulcans? /s

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 18 points 21 hours ago

Clearly. Where do you think they got those ears from?

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 2 points 21 hours ago

And here I was thinking they must be amphibians.

[–] RabbitMix@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 21 hours ago

Oh so like birds? That's cool!

[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 2 points 21 hours ago

Haaaaaw yeeeaaaahhhhh!

[–] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 24 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

My front of my car used to get covered in bugs years ago, but not these days. Not a good sign.

But the OP’s shower thought made me chuckle! It’s something I’ve never thought about before.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 12 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Insect populations have halved in the last ten years

[–] gilokee@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

if only that happened specifically to mosquitos. blegh.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Cars are more aerodynamic, compounding the reduction in splatters caused by reduced populations. I can tell you my motorcycle helmet, little windscreen, and blunt nose catche a ton more bugs than my cars, which aren't even all that swoopy by modern standards. A splatted beetle or moth take up a critical amount of viewing space on a helmet, very noticeable

[–] LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

The research included vintage cars up to 70 years old to see if their less aerodynamic shape meant they killed more bugs, but it found that modern cars actually hit slightly more insects.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/feb/12/car-splatometer-tests-reveal-huge-decline-number-insects

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windshield_phenomenon

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

No doubt, there's a huge population decline. I didn't mean to detract from that. However, the primary splatometer for drivers is the windshield, not the license plate. The test put the splatometer on the license plate, which is a very reasonable place when employing the public as volunteer testers. So yes, older vehicles' license plates may catch slightly more bugs, but there's still a major difference in windscreen shape and upper aerodynamics.

If you look at, say, 2018+ vehicles, I'd say basically every reasonable passenger vehicle will have a subtle lower air splitter, a sharp protrusion at the lower edge of the bumper. This is meant to slice the air relatively cleanly to prevent bumper-level air from going under the car, instead going around and over. However, around 2018, upper splitters began appearing at the top of the bumper as well, in the form of sharp hood rims or grille features. The intent is to prevent air from going over, hitting the windscreen, and adding to the volume over the roof and upper wake, instead sending it to the sides where it finds a car's length of smooth side paneling. The 2018 Accord and 2016 Civic comes to mind, both a redesign that slanted the chrome grille bar above the logo forward. I'm not saying that every vehicle in the 2019 study was a 2018+ Accord and 2016+ Civic, just an example of ever-changing aerodynamic practices. One (or two) splitters will make the air more forceful on the bumper while greatly smoothing the total vehicle's airflow. Dial it back to 90s Fords, and the lower bumper was often rounded under the car in their bubble era. That works for airplane design, but is a negative feature on a grounded vehicle.

Unfortunately, there's no easy way to get a true splatometer measurement. You'd need, say, a license plate on stilts, vaulted 5ft in front of the vehicle to be outside the vehicle's aerodynamic influence. I suppose a net would also work and we don't actually need splats to count.

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] idealotus@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

It ain't easy being cheesy.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 24 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Story time: once upon a time, back when I was much, much cooler than I am now, I used to ride a motorcycle. I had this bad habit of riding with the visor up and no sunglasses. That is, until one day, a bug got stuck in my eyelid. I had to ride for 30 minutes like that before I got home and was able to wash out my eyeball.

Moral of the story: eye protection! Always eye protection!

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 8 points 20 hours ago

Even with my visor down with a full face mask I had it happen once. I guess it came in through the neck somehow? I also had that fucker in my eyeball for like 30-40 minutes before I got to a gas station

[–] TheFogan@programming.dev 11 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

it is also worth pointing out because we are thinking of the car comparison... but cheetah's only spend a very brief time anywhere close to their top speed (usually under 30 seconds). A cheetah attack is over one way or the other in seconds, and a cheetah would almost die of heat stroke if it sprinted for a full minute.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

IIRC one of the big evolutionary advantages of Homo Sapiens as a predator at least was stamina - or our ability to run for comparatively long periods of time.

[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 2 points 12 hours ago

Sweat, baby. The deadly weapon we use to hunt other animals via exhaustion.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 22 hours ago

🫪

Oh no! Bugs!

😑

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Imma need a big grant to find out. Really big. Like, Summer House big.

[–] Squatcher@piefed.social 4 points 22 hours ago

They actually love it

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Maybe that's why they don't smile a lot.