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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] red_giant@hexbear.net 7 points 6 hours ago

After a week, Mr Beast returns to the bunker and opens it to see one blood soaked teen.

“You killed 99 of your comrades just for the prize money???” he screams to the camera.

“…there’s a prize?”

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Hey wait a minute, I don't think that guy's even mr beast! We're not even going to get 1 million dollars!

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 3 points 6 hours ago

I'VE TRAPPED MR BEAST IN A ROOM WITH 1000 COMMUNISTS HOLDING MILKSHAKES milkshake

[–] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 12 points 8 hours ago

Thank God I'm on chapo.chat which means I'm a liberal and he can't get me.

[–] curmudgeonthefrog@hexbear.net 15 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

It took me some time and soul searching but I think I'm finally ready to write in Joe Biden

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 11 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 9 points 8 hours ago

hillary-assassin

its her turn

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 11 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

1000

For a second I thought this post was about us.

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Eh we get about 1K persons here a week.

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 17 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 9 points 10 hours ago

THINK ABOUT THE MONEY!!!

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 15 points 11 hours ago

It’s her turn

planet-hillary

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

My vote goes to Mike Storch

Or Skel Trompsom, Feip Bedlow, Craic Smokane, Seb Plootz, Delly Wadsley, Barlos Azquedil, Trunt Traunt, Clia Toterus, Xamiet Forun, Or Korekka Spillung

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Intentionally excluding Sleve McDichael because you can't admit they're the best candidate.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 4 points 6 hours ago

Sleve McDichael has been dead for nigh on 34 years

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 4 points 9 hours ago

He's running for Mayor in Hoboken, not LA

[–] blipblip@hexbear.net 4 points 9 hours ago

Not Bobson Dugnutt?

[–] OffSeasonPrincess@hexbear.net 3 points 10 hours ago

Vote us! >:(