this post was submitted on 29 Jul 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] hellothere@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I think these people may, possibly, fuck.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] hellothere@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Have a guess

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Or it's just one person and they masturbate a lot.

[–] ImFresh3x@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

That’s what they want you to think

[–] GoodShowSir@feddit.uk 11 points 1 year ago

Nothing like watching yourself railing someone while also watching an episode of emmerdale. Sold!

[–] celeste@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

I adore this. It's got personality! If someone invited me up there, i'd feel weird if i wasn't in full vampire regalia, even if i was just popping up there because they forgot their keys on the loveseat.

[–] Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

I nust sent this photo to my friend, who is 100% Morticia Adams and she said she loves it.

[–] jellyka@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

https://www.redfin.com/MD/Baltimore/228-Townsend-Ave-21225/home/10392075

Here's the whole listing! So happy it's still up. The house is really consistently decorated. Wouldn't have expected to see football memorabilia and goth aesthetic to match so well.

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

If that were in my state it would be snatched up

[–] totallynotfbi@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Honestly, this isn't the worst thing in the world, although the crosses, chandelier, and mirrors are a bit too gaudy for my tastes. But come on - if you're going to make a vampire-themed attic, at least go all the way and paint the walls black!

Also, that TV looks like it'd be very uncomfortable to watch while lying down...

[–] Teon@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

When you don't have a basement, but need a dungeon.

[–] p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

....i actually dig the aestethics. Fight me.

[–] vext01@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

TV too high.

Tell me someone ported the sub.

[–] GoodShowSir@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

TV too high.

Not in the position you'll be in with the bed attachments and sex swing.

[–] teruma@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Is she single?

[–] FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Is there an awful taste but great execution magazine?

[–] Relo@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago