I think these people may, possibly, fuck.
Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
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Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:
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the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
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the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
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the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.
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Wtf are the mirrors for?
Have a guess
Or it's just one person and they masturbate a lot.
That’s what they want you to think
Nothing like watching yourself railing someone while also watching an episode of emmerdale. Sold!
I adore this. It's got personality! If someone invited me up there, i'd feel weird if i wasn't in full vampire regalia, even if i was just popping up there because they forgot their keys on the loveseat.
I nust sent this photo to my friend, who is 100% Morticia Adams and she said she loves it.
https://www.redfin.com/MD/Baltimore/228-Townsend-Ave-21225/home/10392075
Here's the whole listing! So happy it's still up. The house is really consistently decorated. Wouldn't have expected to see football memorabilia and goth aesthetic to match so well.
If that were in my state it would be snatched up
Honestly, this isn't the worst thing in the world, although the crosses, chandelier, and mirrors are a bit too gaudy for my tastes. But come on - if you're going to make a vampire-themed attic, at least go all the way and paint the walls black!
Also, that TV looks like it'd be very uncomfortable to watch while lying down...
When you don't have a basement, but need a dungeon.
....i actually dig the aestethics. Fight me.
TV too high.
Tell me someone ported the sub.
TV too high.
Not in the position you'll be in with the bed attachments and sex swing.
Is she single?
Is there an awful taste but great execution magazine?