Furry creature types with ease
Paws playing music with keys
Telling their feeders what2 do
Are they predators or is it true
If you die the beast will eat yu
Barfing up sum vry nasty goo
Barbed penis and many fleas
But I wanna pet them, please
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if i dont, the other lights and noises in the house keep me awake. aint havin that
I have a CO² sensor. When I sleep with the door shut, the CO² climbs up to and levels out at >1800 ppm.
I have a noticable headache the following day when I do this. I've tested it for nine days and now I've got a doorstop which prevents me from closing the door completely by accident or with drafts
Mine goes up to 2850 or so, even when I air out the room in the evening down to 430 or so.
But luckily no headache for me. I can't handle having the door open, I'm the last flatmate to get up in the morning.
Brew vats of algae in your room. Creates a ton of oxygen and is really easy to care for.
That's the most engineer ass answer I've ever seen.
High Co2? Algae can solve that. How much... Well a vat should do, better make it two just in case.
"Why yes, I do keep vats of algae in my bedroom why do you ask?"
It's my emotional support vat of algae. I keep it in my bed.
There was a video from a guy that tested that. It didn't go as well as he hoped.
If I am remembering the same video, he had like 4 five gallon containers. You can hardly call that a vat...
And you're just going to trust us to find the video ourselves?
It may be this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAbyUaLN2QA
This one is part one: https://youtu.be/xWRkzvcb9FQ
Edit: I think I got the wrong one first. New link should be the one, but keeping the old one as it's the same topic.
Edit2: Just saw they are actually two parts that link together.
Don't worry, you got this. I believe in you.
What kind of algae? I want to grow a vat of it. Assuming it's a fresh water algae.
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I’d love to let my cat sleep in my room. He just won’t be reasonable about it and let me sleep. So the door stays shut.
We keep our doors open because we have young kids. My cat knows this and abuses it. And by the time my kids are old enough to start shutting their doors, Bruce Willis probably will be at the end of his rope, and I'll wish he was still around to abuse it.
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I'm not convinced. So I asked my own independent panel of experts, and they all agreed. The panel:
Two of my experts, pictured here, also agree.
So far I've only seen experts making the same claim and no counter arguments, so therefore I will mark this as true until proven otherwise.
To be fair, the one on the left is deaf so he did not hear anything when asked and simply agreed.
This has to become a meme template
Hahaha you really know my cats, don't you! They are trash cans. They eat everything. They come home with neighbor's trash. When I bake a bread and leave it to cool down, I find it half eaten while I smell their diarea. They always act like I never feed them. Spoiled brats. And they were born in captivity, with parent born in captivity. So it's not like they learned to survive on the streets. They have zero survival instinct.
Also, the text with the dark 3-color is on point. She's the biggest attention whore, drama queen and diva. She eats the fastest and then tries to steal the food from her sisters. She managed to break in into the room with full bags of food by grabbing the door handle and then she managed to dig open the really thick food bags. She then started to growl to keep her sisters away from her loot, because 8kg of kibbles is not enough to share, everyone knows that.
Also, I like you name :)
On the internet nobody knows you're a feline.
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