The dad was beatmaxxing
this post was submitted on 31 May 2026
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By "like this" I assume anon means "this bad at raising their kids to be sane and decent people".
If anon's parents are boomers, wouldn't that make them at least thirty?
I (46) was jokingly called a boomer by a 25ish at work and quitely told her I am GenX. Her reply was whats that? (An answer hilariously apt in a meta way) and she told me it to her it meant person with outdated opnion.
The opinion was me not wanting to use AI but rely on my own knowledge in an area I quite frankly am close to being an expert in. No dunning Kruger expert either.
And I am born august 79 so neither really gen x or millennial
It's ironic that wanting to use one's own brain makes someone a "boomer." I know not all baby boomers are as intellectually-lazy as the ones I grew up under, but considering that's one trait that I've seen a lot from that cohort, this is weird to see.
1980 here. I consider myself genx. I'm on the side of the line that was too old to get super into pokemon/SpongeBob/Harry Potter. For me that's where millennial begins.
I’m on the side of the line that was too old to get super into pokemon/SpongeBob/Harry Potter
Please explain that to my genX parents who need to read some new books and watch some new shows...
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We call ourselves xellenials
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Nope. A boomer is anybody older than you whom you disagree with, just like millennials are those younger than you who you disagree with and Gen Z are those younger than you who uses a social network you dislike.
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Yes, but that does require the assumption that a person who is standmaxxing does use the term boomer correctly.
Boomermaxxing
You're never too old to practice Standmaxxing™️!
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TIL I've been Sitmaxxing my entire life. I never miss an opportunity.
I love sitting so fucking much. 99% of my jobs have been on my feet for the whole day.
I'm liedownmaxxing, not sleepmaxing, just liedownmaxxing.
Bro wasn't standmaxxing, he was standgooning.
TIL there's a thing called standmaxing...
You can -maxx pretty much anything nowadays. I'm currently replymaxxing
An entertaining thing to do is to give a *-maxxing individual additional opportunities to *. Then, if they do not take advantage of it, claim they are only *-averaging.
Anyway, I posted this zero seconds ago and I don't see a reply yet.
I saw some graffiti that simply read "DEATHMAXXING?" and I still think about that pretty regularly
Standmaxxing will be required at my funeral.
At my funeral there will be no seats. Only other empty coffins i has rented for my special occasion. Everyone will get to lay in a coffin with me at the same time.
be me
kneelmaxxing at work
my coach tells me to stand up because the national anthem is starting
told him i can't because i'm kneelmaxxing
score 2-14 and get beaten out of the playoffs
why is the nfl like this?
OOP should've made his stand fight his dad. Smh
nobody who uses the term maxxing has a boomer for a parent
Good ol’ religion. Compliance or being beaten. Like if god would actually give a shit if you stood.
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