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[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

TIL there's a thing called standmaxing...

[–] yum@lemmy.eco.br 35 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You can -maxx pretty much anything nowadays. I'm currently replymaxxing

[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

An entertaining thing to do is to give a *-maxxing individual additional opportunities to *. Then, if they do not take advantage of it, claim they are only *-averaging.

Anyway, I posted this zero seconds ago and I don't see a reply yet.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 4 points 5 days ago

I saw some graffiti that simply read "DEATHMAXXING?" and I still think about that pretty regularly