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[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 38 points 3 days ago (2 children)

As long as they think it's just some silly fun and don't actually start making decisions based on that shit

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nancy Reagan was using astrology for things as small as determining when Air Force 1 was allowed to land, and everything worked out fine for America...... right?

[–] greenbit@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Iran attack was timed as well, and the generals have speeches of apocalyptic holy wars. The top of the pyramid scheme is fully in the esoteric and mystic

[–] Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

That's why it's a pyramid

[–] greenbit@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's interesting to follow because the billionaires do make decisions based on them, thus affecting us all

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh no, there's probably stock traders that sell, because Jupiter's about to do a loop, and then there's other stock traders that know those stock traders will sell, so they'll try to sell before.

Even if none of them actually believed into astrology, they would still sell, because they assume others will sell.

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 3 days ago

and the invisible hand guides the market ever closer to perfect efficiency

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 days ago

Conan the Librarian!

[–] BillibusMaximus@sh.itjust.works 32 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Will I crush my enemies? See them driven before me? Hear the lamentations of their women?

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 days ago

Krom says "Signs point to yes"

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 10 points 3 days ago

My wife always tells me they say I’m patronizing and arrogant but that I’ll also have a great love life.

They say you should have put less hot sauce on your taco salad last night. Damn.

[–] PizzaLamp25@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

It's all fun and conquering till she starts saying the stars are better for her then you.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Me manifesting my himbo energy.