Hey, Don, why are they regularly testing you for dementia? They didn't need to test those other guys.
this post was submitted on 27 May 2026
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Let he also awared with a certificate of non donkey brains, cast the first stone.
His derangedness is actually super funny if human rights and global economy wasn't at stake
Can we call then what they are?
Dementia tests.
He's bragging about taking three dementia tests so far this year.
Not only bragging about taking them, but he's saying they're hard. They shouldn't be...
"I took an IQ test. Luckily it came back negative."
He's literally so stupid and/or demented that he doesn't realize the fact he has to explain what these tests are to everyone means they aren't normal.
And remember that one of Trump's staffers created this graphic and thought it was a good idea that the President post it...
...or was so desperate to please his Lord and Savior that he offered this graphic despite having the sense to know it did not make the President look good, even to his base.
Now that I think about it, this could be a Mother Night moment.
Perhaps they helped out of malice:
'Oh, you want me to help make you look like a fucking idiot? Sure!'
Wouldn't hold my breath; not a lot of descent people around him...
"not to brag or anything, but I manage to stay at least 500 ft away from all schools, parks, and playgrounds. Much further away than most people, they tell me, Donald you stay further away from schools and playgrounds and parks than any other president. Much further away than sleepy Joe and Obama"
3 toddler cognitive tests
2 impeachments
34 felony convictions
1 adjudicated rape
1 fraudulent charity shut down
1 fraudulent university shut down
1000s of mentions in the Epstein files
2 failed presidencies
(fill in the blank) Constitutional violations
my dude, they aren't toddler cognitive tests.
they're assessments. they give them to people with dementia or progressive neurological decay to assess how far and how fast they are going. there is no "acing" them, because part of the assessment is how you take the test, not just the answers. don't tell that dipshit tho
other than that, carry on.
"The number of constitutional violations is left as homework for the reader"
Don't forget, the only man to go broke with casinos. Two of them.
He opened another failing casino right by his first failing casino, so they could both make half as much.
He charged his own casinos 90K for an "appearance fee" to walk through the floor and glad hand the guests.
He was actually too greedy to stop milking his own casinos. Let that sink in
He really does not understand that he just posted that Obama & Biden were completely sane. No one was questioning their ability to function in the real world. He had 3 MOCA tests to track his ability to function. AKA the patient needs to be assessed often to verify his mental state. This is the stupidest boast, it makes him look even stupider. Give him another MOCA test.
It's like seeing someone who's been a failing student all year, who was told they need to get a B or higher on the final to pass. Then when they manage it, they go around bragging, "Who got a decent grade on the final and doesn't have to retake the course in summer school? This guy!"
Then they point at the honor students, who were exempted from the final due to their high grades, and tease them over not even having a score for the final... so far detached from the situation that they fail to see how having no grade at all in this case is better than getting any grade.
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I really think they need to add one last question to the test. "Does the participant understand the test they just took?" It's clear he does not.
Oh, grandpa ...
That's not the flex you think it is.
Put down the phone and tell us the story about how windmills killed your great-grandmother. Yup. Uh-huh. Cancer. Right.
Frantically presses the call button for a nurse
You don't give a cognitive test to someone you don't think needs it.
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He's aced 3
...out of how many?
That's at least 3 times a Dr has questioned his cognitive ability. Why does he think that's a flex? Lol
Lol. That's because they weren't given cognitive tests.
It's kinda like saying I get an erection 100% after taking Viagra.
Hes so damn dumb he thinks it's an accomplishment.
They used an unflattering picture of Biden here, but it's funny they apparently couldn't find any bad pictures of Obama to use.
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He might be ready for first grade after all.
This is like being called a 'filthy slut' and then producing 3 different STD panel results as proof that you're not, and then mocking people who aren't on first name terms with the nurses at the clinic as being somehow sluttier than you.
P.S. Shout out to sluts, I would be one too if ladies would actually fuck me.
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That photo makes him look like a used mattress salesman.
LMAO. Ouch. Way to bare your insecurity, hard.
Aced Cognitive Tests
And ^can't get there from here. Heh. Reminds of when he boasted of having the greatest humility.
"I'm a million times as humble as thou art, fool." -Weird Al, Amish Paradise
Please tell me this is real
It is.
Here's a link to a site that mirrors everything he posts in his safe space.
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I've stopped checking to see if the newest absurdity is real anymore, he really has no idea how stupid this looks whether true or false, since he brags about passing these ridiculously easy cognitive tests.
A relative of mine passed one just the other day... and she's seriously impaired and can't manage to order food on a phone.
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