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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Pizza is so expensive lately I've decided to learn how to breed pizza in my own oven

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

It does tend to result in better and cheaper pizza, but oftentimes pizza is the answer to the question "I want to spend zero time preparing food today, what should I get?" And homemade pizza does not take care of the same problem :(

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

I know... I know... πŸ₯Ή It's ok. We'll be ok.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)
  • roll out ready-made dough
  • add tomato juice, fungi & olives from the can,
  • some veggies / slices / tuna,
  • cheese, salt & pepper, olive oil

=> cheap + low effort Pizza that is also 10x times healthier than the store-bought version.

[–] onnekas@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 hours ago

I love the crust. Give it to me.

Brutal.

Graphic.

I've never been so horrified at the execution of a pizza before.

[–] Sv443@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago
[–] quips@slrpnk.net 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I mean real. A cow and pig suffered and died for that slice.

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Yup. And a mama was separated from her baby for that cheese. The baby, if male, was killed at a few hours old.

[–] Frigidlollipop@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Not always the case. Lots of male steers go on for regular beef production. Circa 2 years, still short compared to a real lifespan.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 5 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Only humans would decide that the way to honour a dead creature is by desecrating more of its corpse.

[–] nerv@fedinsfw.app 4 points 7 hours ago

Whatever small communities still existing that rely heavily on hunting for sustenance and survival practice this concept.

If an animal must be killed, then all parts will be used in some fashion.

[–] Joelk111@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I mean otherwise what, you killed a living creature to eat half of it? You killed it for sport? That's just extra wasteful of a life.

[–] MirrorGiraffe@piefed.social 1 points 4 hours ago

It's the phrasing of honouring or respecting the deceased that is the problem. If someone decided to kill and eat me and some weird afterlife shenanigan would allow me to be aware of it, I sure as hell wouldn't find it honouring that they made a cowboy hat of my skin and guitar frets of my bones. Though it would be very metal.

Slaying an animal to utilise every piece of it's corpse would be a more correct and honest take.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net -3 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Well you could take only what you need, and then give what remains of the creature a proper burial and some brief rites.

[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

If your population was being hunted for food, would you rather have the hunters eat all of their kill, or only part of it? Keep in mind that in both scenarios, their energy needs are the same.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 1 points 6 hours ago

Yeah it's also good for the surviving animals. But it's of no benefit to the dead one. It's dead.

Also, the ancient Egyptians believed one needed all their organs intact to get to the good afterlife. That's why they preserved those mummies so well. If I were an Egyptian buffalo and someone ate My heart before I could weigh it against a feather, I'd be pissed.

[–] Joelk111@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Still seems more wasteful than preserving it for use later to me.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, I agree, sustainability is important and we shouldn't waste. But I don't think not wasting shows respect to the dead animal.

[–] MirrorGiraffe@piefed.social 1 points 2 hours ago

I think at that point it has nothing to do with the dead animal. It has been transformed from a living being to a resource we can chose to be wasteful or not with. But there are some serious spiritual hoops to jump through if we want to see it as a honorary action towards our victim.

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 1 points 11 hours ago

I would say the same logic also applies to me

[–] AlsaValderaan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

As if the crust wasn't delicious

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 0 points 4 hours ago

Needs a dipping sauce.

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

The crust is the most variable part of the pizza. Sometimes, it's delectable, chewy and the right amount of fluff. Sometimes it's so thin and crunch you'd be forgiven for thinking it was a cracker.

Or it's underdone and/or overly-bready, and not chewy or crispy enough.

[–] sik0fewl@piefed.ca 7 points 18 hours ago

I agree, with the exception that on shittier pizza and sometimes reheated pizza it’s not.

[–] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

If you don't like crust it's not your fault. You probably just have bad pizza.

Yeah, I love crust on good pizza - but if its just stale cardboard...no thanks.

[–] pheelicks@lemmy.zip 9 points 16 hours ago

That pizza wheel arrow. :D

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 18 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

With selective breeding its possible to achieve cheese, sauce and even hotdog stuffed crusts. The conditions are barbaric though.

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Wording? "Don't just leave the crust" implies that not only should you leave the crust, but leave other parts of the pizzanimal too.

And I'm sure that's the opposite of what they meant.

Last pane should say something like:

Waste nothing. Use every part of the Pizzanimal. Including the crust.

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago

"Don't just leave the crust"

It could have been phrased clearer.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

Take a bit of crust and cheese part at the same time.

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 1 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Sometimes I just eat the toppings offa couple of whole slices and leave all the bread WHAT NOW BITCH?!

You'd better call me or any other local scavengers to come finish the natural course of things.

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

The Anti-scavenger.