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[–] Maiq@piefed.social 48 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

The first thing you lose will be your feet below the ankles, then your hands below the wrist, next your nose and then your tounge. The next thing you lose will be your left eye followed by your right. Your ears youy keep and I'll tell you why, so that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe who weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out "Dear God, what is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what "to the pain" means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.

[–] BonsaiBoo@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I could really go for a nice MLT

[–] Maiq@piefed.social 12 points 2 weeks ago

Only if the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato's ripe.

[–] albbi@piefed.ca 12 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Cary Elwes' delivery here is so good. Something about 'your left eye followed by your right' being so quick with no pause just keeps the anticipation going.

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[–] LostCarcosan@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Maiq@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

The Princess Bride

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[–] jontree255@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I want him to live long enough to see all the fucking gaudy monuments he’s ordered built for himself destroyed. I want him to see everything he’s ever built destroyed. I want him to see Mar a Lago burnt to the fucking ground and replaced with a wind farm. I want him to see his children tossed in jail and his family’s assets seized.

Then that fucking racist festering sack of shit is allowed to die.

[–] stretch2m@infosec.pub 8 points 2 weeks ago

This is my dream outcome. This is the hurt I want for him. I want him and his family and his sycophants to suffer, and for everyone to blame him. I want him to die knowing what a fetid pustule he has been to the human species.

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world 25 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I want him in prison, eating prison food, for the rest of his life, knowing his fortune is confiscated, and all his family and friends are in prison, everything he tried to accomplish has been rolled back, and it is illegal to name anything after him. His legacy erased, and his name reviled for the rest of history.

I wouldn't say no to execution, either.

[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 10 points 2 weeks ago

100%. Until that happens, the US is a banana republic. Also, don’t think for a second, if he’s a drooling vegetable, that his party won’t do everything they can to keep him in power. They’ll say he’s still better than Biden was. Cognitive dissonance, racism, and greed are about the only planks left in the GOP platform.

[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm opposed to unnecessary violence. When a world leader is using their power to cause the deaths and suffering of millions, there is no amount of force that's too much to end that abuse.

To the contrary, the few who have had the opportunity and passed it up have committed a degree of evil that far exceeds that of taking a human life.

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I am fully in favor of his life being prolonged as long as possible, provided he spends it in prison.

[–] nucleative@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Even in prison stripped of all his titles he'd still have too much control in the way that cartel bosses do.

[–] fizzle@quokk.au 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I would like him to live long enough to see his fall from grace, but I don't think that's going to happen.

If death is the most expeditious way to have him removed from office then so be it.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 4 points 2 weeks ago

Don't let perfect be the enemy of good.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah cool, maybe trial him like an adult and deal with the problem

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 10 points 2 weeks ago

they couldn't trial him when the judiciary system was less rigged, now there is no chance of a fair trial unless the balance of power shifts dramatically

[–] Floodedwomb@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] moncharleskey@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago

Cut out the cancer!

[–] Afaithfulnihilist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 weeks ago

Speak for yourself. I want him to be dead.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Nothing good comes from letting people like him continue to exist. Hell we're in the situation we're in because people back in the short days of the confederacy weren't taken out. Instead they continued spreading hate and garnering followers with lies and drivel. Now we're here.

I want him dead along with everyone who ever supported him.

[–] EatMyPixelDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Public lynching on the front lawn of the Whitehouse so everyone gets to watch.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 3 points 2 weeks ago

I never cared for how past societies have viewed public executions as a form of entertainment, but....

[–] Yeller_king@reddthat.com 11 points 2 weeks ago

Some outcomes are better than others, but I'll take what I can get at this point.

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 9 points 2 weeks ago

This entire cohort deserves nothing more than to be thrown upon the slab, chopped into bits, and then forced around the track, recovering their broken appendages along the way. Then when they complete their lap, they'll be thrown upon the slab again and dismembered to do it all again. And Dante was right, they spend their lives doing this to us. Yet the zeitgeist allows itself to believe its the powerless person beside them because that is easier than challenging the system.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

drooling, miserable, unable to speak

That's a typical press conference for Trump.

[–] AngryRedHerring@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

I want to watch him slowly lowered into a tank of sharks on national television

[–] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I want him to be destroyed by his own raving maga lunatics. I want them all to turn on him, like rabid dogs, and tear him limb from limb before electing a new festering corpse to lead their minions of hatred and bigotry.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

I just watched the Lion King the other day. Scar at the end with the hyenas? Helluva scene.

[–] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dead people can’t be put on trial or made to look into the faces of those whose lives they’ve ruined.

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My perfect scenario is him in a hospital bed, out of power, watching the world recuperate and erasing all of his stains, like the rose garden, the gilt, the grift, too many to count here...

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[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I want him IN FUCKING JAIL

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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

from natural causes, like dart frog shot on the neck, all organic

[–] BucketBong@p.hobo.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

Nah, I want him dead, bullet through the head on live tv with multiple angles, so we know damn well he's gone.

[–] ErrorCode@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I was hoping for an exceedingly long life in a pain amplification chamber. And as others have said, forced to watch the world wipe away his name and all his ill-gotten gains.

[–] minorkeys@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Is this just bait to catch poele who do want him to be killed? Careful what opinions you express online. They can track, record, analyze and with the new OS ID and attempt at VPN banning, find you. If you believe they are fascists then their jackboots operate online too.

[–] HelluvaKick@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Idk, if he goes naturally, they might actually try to keep him .001 percent alive God Emperor style

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And after that we give him the Kim Jong chant "live for 100 years"

[–] OscarRobin@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Personally, I fantasise about evil people just getting clean decapitated with like a katana or similar.

[–] hamid@crazypeople.online 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The most likely scenario is him having a heart attack while pinching a loaf and rage truthing on the toilet

[–] Naich@piefed.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, that wouldn't actually stop him being president though.

[–] Hello_there@fedia.io 1 points 2 weeks ago

Id go for a disease causing tremendous pain

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 1 points 2 weeks ago

Locked-in syndrome.

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