anon is a, uh *checks notes* confederate boymoder : greentext

[–] CausticFlames@sopuli.xyz 94 points 2 years ago (4 children)

What the fuck does any of this even mean

[+] velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml 74 points 2 years ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

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[–] Benj1B@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 years ago

I'm both impressed and concerned at the level of detail you supplied here, but...thank you? For some of the context

[–] CausticFlames@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago

I am now also traumatized and left with more questions than I thought possible

Thank you.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

As an American, you just gave a better context for the stuff I did understand than most Americans could.

The colors weren't red and blue back then, they were Navy Blue (North) and Grey (South). While it's true that most of the south was predominantly Democrat back then, the events leading up to and including the Southern Strategy in the mid to late 20th century, cause the Republicans to stop being the progressive party, and become the fascist party. The Democrat didn't really move much to the left during that whole mess. That is why you'll see the southern states being referred to as red states today, because they are gerrymandered to guarantee Republican victories.

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago

blahaj has trans flag colors

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

I did some googling and it seems like "yankee" and "dixie" were nicknames of the sides in the American civil war. A plush IKEA shark is involved somehow too.

[–] Hubi@feddit.de 14 points 2 years ago

You're better off not knowing.

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The op seems to be portraying a fictional FtM character in an anachronistic US civil war.

[+] velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

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[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ew gross no

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 years ago

Pretty sure explaining this to a 5 year old would put you on the SO registry

[–] ProbablyYourDad@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 years ago

I’ll tell you when you’re older.

[–] azulavoir@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

the states that won the civil war are more likely to accept trans people for who they are, and are more sex positive, than the states that lost. in this warzone, a transgirl trapped in the confederacy gets saved from that fate and finds one or more partners who will treat her the way she wants to be treated, and also gets one of the symbols of her past life replaced by a more appropriate one.

[–] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

A story that Shakespeare could never come close to creating.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Please, seek help.

[–] SVcross@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

What a bad way to end the day.

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