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[–] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago
[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago

Takeaway: if you're chased by a killer robot pull out a banana peel

[–] placebo@lemmy.zip 44 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Ngl the first save was impressive.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 16 points 15 hours ago

Can't wait to laugh at a tripping killbot before it rights itself and wastes me with a patent pending 12 hour painful death injectable

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 9 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

It's pretty impressive anyway. I wonder what another year of development will do?

I also prefer dancing robot to RoboCop and the firemen's robot dogs.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 1 points 13 hours ago

they do have more successful dance shows too.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

It’s funny now, just wait till it’s Fortnite dancing while chasing you with a machine gun and a flaming sword.

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 22 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Great, so not only do we have to fight robots for access to water, they can now emote over our broken bodies

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 7 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (3 children)

How long until Elon teaches his to teabag?

[–] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 hours ago

He needs to actually build a robot first, instead of a puppet controlled by an intern.

That was one of the first things it learned.

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

One of my favorite parts of vr fps like contractors is physically teabagging people. They are already being trained.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 11 hours ago

They made a Frank Spencer robot.

[–] betanumerus@lemmy.ca 8 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

To be fair, I don't remember MJ being anywhere near stairs, at least not with crazy dance steps.

[–] melfie@lemmy.zip 19 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I’m imagining most robots like this will be good-stepping instead of dancing, so the inability to dance is probably not a big deal.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 4 points 15 hours ago

I think the dancing would probably be pretty bad for insurgency morale actually.

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 8 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Apparently we stop the impending robot army by just putting up some steps at the border.

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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 11 hours ago

Nailed the ending.

[–] Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works 10 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

I know i dont know shit about robotics but really the absolute first thing they need to do is have a robot that can stand up after falling down. It's how humans learn to walk and it's really a prequisite to walking in general. You just shouldn't walk if you can't get up, that's why babies crawl until they learn to stand up from the floor.

[–] SpacetimeMachine@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Almost assuredly it can, I think it broke or went into a failsafe or something.

[–] cybrefool@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 hour ago

Sure but it didn't so assuredly it can't. Once the video of it getting up after falling up stairs then it will be assuredly it can! So we wait for the evidence, and then we can be assuredly satisfied with your assertion:)

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 1 points 12 hours ago

that's impressively, better than i could

[–] prenatal_confusion@feddit.org 8 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

How amazing is that recovery after the first stumble?

[–] favoredponcho@lemmy.zip 10 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Somewhere between more amazing than falling over and less amazing than being able to climb stairs.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 hours ago

Funny, but somehow that's the most fair take that I think I've heard on this video and these robots.

[–] prenatal_confusion@feddit.org 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I imagine it wasn't trained for these lighting conditions and a monotone grey floor. But funny nonetheless.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

I think it’s because it’s a pre programmed routine and the only autonomous thing it does is self balance it’s not even looking at the environment. These Unitree robots are nothing more than advanced RC toys. If you look at other videos with these robots you often see someone with a remote controller in their hands behind their back. If you buy one and want it to move autonomously and take into account the environment with computer vision you have to program that yourself.

[–] whaleross@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If it was me falling over the steps in a dance performance, I'd stay down after the second time too.

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sometimes you just have to let gravity win

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 8 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Gravity indeed.

Comedian Fred Berry, the guy who played Rerun from "What's Happening", came with headliner Pauly Shore at a stand-up show in my hometown back in like 2000. Famous for his high voice, high energy, and red beret - he accidentally walked right off the frontend of the stage mid-set. He was portly, so it wasn't graceful. He continues the rest of his set in the pit until he introduces Pauly on stage -- to which Pauly books it top speed and jumps in after him.
MC: Would you 2 fools get outta there!
Pauly: No. We like down here!
Rerun: We've accepted our fate. It's closer to hell down here.
Pauly: Trust me, I'd be easier if you just bring everyone into the pit.

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 3 points 16 hours ago

Anthropomorphic robots belong to a trashcan

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 20 points 1 day ago

It did better than I woulda.

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 125 points 1 day ago (37 children)

That's still pretty impressive, especially the first recovery.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 14 hours ago

Yeah that's insanely impressive.

Sure it doesn't exactly know where its feet are, but... like how many people do you know that could do 5 or 10 seconds of that?

Also the leg flailing was extremely rapid and thus comical.

8/10.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 19 hours ago

Surprisingly well, yeah. And looks a lot more lightweight than I imagined.

Much better than musk's that couldn't even walk

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[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The robot was once again defeated by its arch nemesis STAIRS

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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 108 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The guy missed the opportunity to moonwalk while dragging the robot out

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 16 hours ago

I first didn't see when the guy comes to pick up the not. So they're really short... Hmm. Let's keep it that way.

[–] 474D@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago

You laugh now, but you'll remember these days fondly when the robot simply fell down instead of getting up and moonwalking while spraying bullets

[–] darthelmet@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Honestly, there was a short time where I thought the prat fall might have been an intentional bit… then it just lay there and eventually the guy shows up to drag it off stage lol.

[–] LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I dunno about Michael Jackson, but he's perfected the drunk uncle at a wedding.

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[–] Nindelofocho@lemmy.world 53 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The long pause where its just laying there with the lights still going and whatnot just sends me for some reason.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 37 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

At first I was like "Oh shit, it didn't completely eat shit on the stairs" and then it ended up completely eating shit the second time it got near the stairs. 🤣

[–] jagermo@feddit.org 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] IMALlama@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

I have not played BL4, but I recently replayed 1-3. 2 is by far the best IMO, but man does leveling break midway through the game if you're doing side quests and/or DLC. You wind up super overpowered.

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