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[–] ThomasWilliams@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

There is occasionally a plan put forward to flood the inland, much of which is near sea level. You would just need to pump seawater a few km from the Gulf of St Vincent into the low lying and largely useless land north of Port Augusta.

The evaporation of the inland water would increase the rainfall on the eastern seaboard.

Of course! It was ours until Trump kidnapped it and put it in Europe to strengthen his claim on Greenland. Don't try to make sense of it.

[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 1 points 4 hours ago

This made me curious how big the sea is. 3.75 million cubic kilometers. Goddamn. Even if australia had a completely flat landscape, the amount of time it would take to excavate that large of an area is mind boggling.

[–] hitstun@feddit.online 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Source is Tumblr.
(I want to share this and I always cite my sources.)

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 16 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

It fits pretty well in the continental United States, too!

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 2 points 5 hours ago
[–] callyral@pawb.social 14 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

I didn't realize Brazil would also fit it, wow. I thought I'd have to rotate it

Map showing Brazil containing the Mediterranean, with lots of space left over in the south. Brazil is mildly distorted to account for the curvature of the Earth

Source: thetruesize.com

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

That’s because of the damned Mercadian map projection, it makes Europe seem much larger than it is.

Fun? fact: Africa is A LOT bigger than you think.

[–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Yea. But iirc their coastline is smaller than Norway's

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 1 points 7 minutes ago

Every country has their own favorite coastline statistic.

Denmark has the largest coastline to area ratio with 172 m of coast per km^2

Unofficially there are probably even smaller island nations with higher ratios though.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 hours ago

I should buy a boat. 🐱 📰

[–] justlemmyin@lemmy.world -4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

LOL. Meme about rest of the world, USA shows up to make it theres. 😅

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Australia is the rest of the world?

[–] justlemmyin@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Please don't forget Mediterranean sea, its standing right there with Australia.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 hours ago

Yes, but it's what the country is being compared to. Australia made the entire world about them with the original image by that logic.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

If they do this it will just spawn new poisonous animals and insects to kill us off.

[–] vrek@programming.dev 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Best case: drop bear population declines.

Worst case: drop bears become amphibians.

[–] Baggie@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Unfortunately most of that area is desert. Drop bear populations would remain largely unaffected. Kangaroos with long flippers might be a possibility.

[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Not sure what's worse, unlike land animals they wouldn't be stuck there either. Yikes

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 25 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

It would become the most deadly ocean in the world ... with deadly spiders, snakes that learn to swim and kangaroos learning to wade in the shallows

[–] Quokka@quokk.au 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Then we were doomed before they even started to move the Mediterranean

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Dolphins won’t let Roos in on there territory, unless they give good handies maybe.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 14 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Drop bears would evolve into Float bears!

[–] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 0 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Is that the …loving term for those big spiders? Huntsmans iirc?

[–] stephen01king@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 hours ago

No, that's the term for a specific breed of carnivorous koalas that drops on their victim from trees.

[–] TheMadCodger@piefed.social 4 points 12 hours ago

They already have venomous sea snakes because of course they do!

[–] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 20 points 15 hours ago (2 children)
[–] PDFuego@aussie.zone 20 points 13 hours ago

Australia used to have an inland sea existing 120 to 90 million years ago called the Eromanga Sea

*looks up Eromanga*

Oh no

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world 11 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

It kinda makes sense though, there really is a below-sea-level spot:

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Aww it looks like a seahorse

[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

All i see is a funky pinguin

[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I saw a video a decade ago where they had low quality facts like “Did you know that if you dropped Australia on the state of Utah, at least five people would die?” I desperately wanted to show it to someone the other day because it was so relevant to our discussion, but I simply could not find it. Internet searches are worthless now. I’m sure this joke has been made 100 times in slightly different way, but I couldn’t find anything even close after 30 minutes of searching.

It never even occurred to me that I would need to save videos I didn’t want lost to time.

[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Internet searches are worthless now.

Ikr, my skill level keeps on increasing but it's not getting me anywhere anymore :(.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 10 points 14 hours ago

It would drown five people of European descent, but also make about 80 languages extinct.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 2 points 10 hours ago

This is my favorite grand theft auto worldmap from the entire series

[–] itrealgood@mander.xyz 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Brisraelbane would be the worst place on earth

[–] hanrahan@piefed.social 1 points 5 hours ago

Much like now ?

[–] teft@piefed.social 4 points 14 hours ago

Is this Nova Australis archipelago coral or volcanic?

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 13 hours ago

But think of the real estate boom!/s

[–] Erusset@slrpnk.net 2 points 14 hours ago

But think of the views!