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It would become the most deadly ocean in the world ... with deadly spiders, snakes that learn to swim and kangaroos learning to wade in the shallows
Kangaroo's are actually pretty decent swimmers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0rnM84s4ns
Then we were doomed before they even started to move the Mediterranean
Dolphins won’t let Roos in on there territory, unless they give good handies maybe.
Drop bears would evolve into Float bears!
Is that the …loving term for those big spiders? Huntsmans iirc?
No, that's the term for a specific breed of carnivorous koalas that drops on their victim from trees.
Gotta put on your protective gear
They already have venomous sea snakes because of course they do!