Why is the first one censored? Is he gonna have his cock poke up like a shark fin?
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The second one is how I like to vibe in shallow water.
The first one is me about to FUCK UP my little cousin who thought splashing me in the face was funny.
BEHOLD THE MIGHT OF THE WAVES YOU LITTLE SHIT
Can't wait.
When you bit the bullet and got into the cold water, and now it’s actually colder to let the wind blow against your wet skin, so you creep to shore staying under water as far as you can before darting to get your towel on the beach.
[X] All of the above
Except number 3. That's too much of a pain in ~~ass~~ knees.
Also with the weightlessness of being in water? I certainly would do that out of the water, but in water the lack of weight on my knees fixes it.
Three happens when you're not paying attention
But you're just floating?
This, but including the sides.
snug as a burrito
And it's great against the monster under the bed, too!
That, but then kick one foot out from under the covers.
The foot is nature's radiator.
The only way to avoid roasting.
This reminds me of how Sims used to lie in beds. I forget if it was Sims 2 or Sims 3, but they used to fold their bodies up under the blankets in a strange, contorted way that only became visible during glitches.
Watching them "woohoo" without sheets was nightmare fuel.
pretty sure it was sims 1. Found it out when I played around with moveobjects on, that I totally didn't use to move the shower when they were using it
it do be like that
The first one is my favorite. I do that every time I'm at the ocean. :3
“The enemy is down.”
Unless you're bean, in which case there's only up
Me getting a snack at 1AM
return to crab
Convergent evolution
Three for me. Can't do the rest, I don't float.
huh
Sure
Hell yeah
Dudes will see this and be like...
Hell yeah
If you see me doing the third one, stay away from that spot for a few minutes.
Hm, never tried version 1....
Something to look forward to, when I'm going swimming next time.
remove the censorhip on the first one!1!!1!!