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By making the train divert it gives more time for the victims to potentially escape/be rescued, and slows it down since it has to go around the bend, potentially making the impact less fatal.
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At least, that's what I'll be telling the cops with an extra $100 in my pocket.
with a turn like that it'll likely derail and save everyone's.
I would pull the lever because it's a longer path for the trolley to travel. I'd be giving the people tied up a few extra seconds of life. I'd be a hero.
congratulations! you've got what it takes to become an executive of a multinational company!
It's not like bill will get vaporised. As long as you get 50% of the shreds you should still be able to trade it in.
I feel like walking over to the place where five people just got butchered to pick up a little bit of money is somehow worse, though.
Good thinking ... if you also check their wallets you might get more than just $100.
If it were 2010 and this conversation took place on Tumblr, you sure bet this conversation would screenshotted and sent around as a meme.
Put me in the screenshot!
How could you be considered responsible for their deaths? They are going to die no matter what you do, as opposed to the original trolley problem