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[–] jaxxed@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago

I guarantee they were just messing about slashing trees with it before a teacher confiscated it.

[–] Redditquaza@feddit.org 1 points 39 minutes ago

Sounds like a superhero origin story lol

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

That is what is so cool about the old world. You can find all sorts of stuff, you might find a bunch of gold or old swords.

[–] mech@feddit.org 1 points 1 hour ago

I think that makes him king of Denmark now.

[–] mPony@kbin.earth 8 points 3 hours ago

Little fellow will be disappointed by every other field trip he goes on for the rest of his days.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 2 hours ago

One day he'll learn how much that thing is worth and cry.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 34 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

He's king now. That's how it works, right?

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 21 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

[–] h3ron@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

If the masses recognize the ceremony, then it's fair play.

Also we may all agree that a government hold by a random 6yo boy would still do a better job than Reform UK.

[–] ruplicant@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 hours ago

You cannot expect to wield supreme executive power just because a watery twat threw a sword at you!

[–] klarnamenwicht@lemmy.world 18 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

That would have been my dream as a six-year-old boy

but you can't keep it

[–] lambipapp@lemmy.world 16 points 6 hours ago

Still my dream

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago

Timmy. Timmy where are you going!?
β€œWe’re taking East Anglia for our Jarl!”