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[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think as a general rule attractive people are attracted to themselves. Like me, for instance. God, I love me. Thanks for always being there for me, myself.

[–] elaina@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Your self love fills me with happiness ^^

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You should see my self love.

[–] elaina@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's not that impressive, I didn't think you'd call my bluff. :(

[–] elaina@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Any amount of self love is good

[–] gegil@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If i had a double of myself, i would love them.

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm the opposite. There can only be one.

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 1 points 1 week ago

You gotta fight just for the perfectly symmetrical violence but you have sex first of courss

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Indeed, I've met that guy, and he is such an asshole... And OMG you wouldn't believe the degenerate shit that he's into... Frankly it is pretty fucking disturbing.

[–] TheMuffinMan@piefed.world 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I’m bi and hooking up with myself would be the literal dream lmao

I’m also very insecure in general, so I don’t think it’s an ego thing - more that any sense of vulnerability would likely disappear.

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

honestly the emotional safety and total understanding and acceptance has always been the appeal of selfcest to me. id fuck me.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

isn't it just the fact your the only person who can tolerate your insecurity?

[–] TheMuffinMan@piefed.world 3 points 1 week ago

…no? I wouldn’t feel insecure in the first place if we’re literally the same. What a strange and unnecessarily rude comment.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

My fursona, on the other hand... 👌

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 9 points 1 week ago

I'm not even gay and I'm always kind of both attracted to and envious of people who remind me of myself.

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I like giving myself a handjob, and receiving one as well

[–] IWantYou@fedinsfw.app 7 points 1 week ago

Bi here. If I had a portal gun, doppleganger maker or time machine, I would definitely be giving myself blowjobs and plenty of sex.

After all, it was my own cock that led me to an interest in other people's cocks and experimenting with my own bum that first made me realise that I would like someone's penis inside it.

[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I sent the club a wire stating, "PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT PEOPLE LIKE ME AS A MEMBER".

-Groucho Marx (Telegram to the Friar's Club of Beverly Hills to which he belonged)

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I think I would just be perpetually disappointed in myself for the effort and followthrough I continually fail to exhibit.

[–] AsyncTheYeen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

YES! I'm hot af! I sometimes masturbate looking at the mirror

[–] Lunanoichi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd never settle for a loser like me

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

if you can't love the one your with, hate yourself.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you can't love yourself, hate the one you're with!

Soooo much easier.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

oh hey, are you all of my exes?

also, don't forget to project your reasons for self-hatred onto them.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That would be suisexual, wouldn't it?

[–] viral.vegabond@piefed.social 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)
[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

leave the car alone !!!

[–] devaly@ani.social 4 points 1 week ago

Do you prefer manual or automatic?

[–] LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Narcissexual

[–] Furbag@pawb.social 3 points 1 week ago

Bisexual here. Yeah, kinda. I often daydream about cloning myself, because I would totally fuck me. I know my clone would be cool with it too because I'm a horndog and I don't care if it's bottom or top.

And don't get me started about those gender swap face filter apps. Girl me is just too cute. Would.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The more common thing ive seen is something i call "i want to look like you and fuck you"

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

No, but they are still having a Fabulous Time^tm^ that you will never have.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Wouldnt that be considered 1 of the 7 deadly sins, pride? Obviously who cares lol, but I could never think that highly of myself, then again I have never been comfortable in my own skin like that and probably never will.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Tbf their personality would nearly always click.

[–] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

that'd be autosexual isn't it. but it sounds silly, sounds like Roger Taylor's (Queen) "I'm in Love with My Car"

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

sologamy is a thing. people legit marry themselves and hold a party about it to show off to everyone how they are dedicated to themselves.

i would not call it well-adjusted, but it fits the times.

[–] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 week ago

and I've heard far to many people openly talking car internals and call it sexy