I'd never settle for a loser like me
this post was submitted on 17 May 2026
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if you can't love the one your with, hate yourself.
I’m bi and hooking up with myself would be the literal dream lmao
I’m also very insecure in general, so I don’t think it’s an ego thing - more that any sense of vulnerability would likely disappear.
isn't it just the fact your the only person who can tolerate your insecurity?
honestly the emotional safety and total understanding and acceptance has always been the appeal of selfcest to me. id fuck me.
I like giving myself a handjob, and receiving one as well
I think as a general rule attractive people are attracted to themselves. Like me, for instance. God, I love me. Thanks for always being there for me, myself.
that'd be autosexual isn't it. but it sounds silly, sounds like Roger Taylor's (Queen) "I'm in Love with My Car"
sologamy is a thing. people legit marry themselves and hold a party about it to show off to everyone how they are dedicated to themselves.
i would not call it well-adjusted, but it fits the times.
and I've heard far to many people openly talking car internals and call it sexy
I sent the club a wire stating, "PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT PEOPLE LIKE ME AS A MEMBER".
-Groucho Marx (Telegram to the Friar's Club of Beverly Hills to which he belonged)
If i had a double of myself, i would love them.
I'm the opposite. There can only be one.
Indeed, I've met that guy, and he is such an asshole... And OMG you wouldn't believe the degenerate shit that he's into... Frankly it is pretty fucking disturbing.
You gotta fight just for the perfectly symmetrical violence but you have sex first of courss
Bi here. If I had a portal gun, doppleganger maker or time machine, I would definitely be giving myself blowjobs and plenty of sex.
After all, it was my own cock that led me to an interest in other people's cocks and experimenting with my own bum that first made me realise that I would like someone's penis inside it.
My fursona, on the other hand... 👌
I'm not even gay and I'm always kind of both attracted to and envious of people who remind me of myself.
I think I would just be perpetually disappointed in myself for the effort and followthrough I continually fail to exhibit.
Tbf their personality would nearly always click.
That would be suisexual, wouldn't it?
Narcissexual
Wouldnt that be considered 1 of the 7 deadly sins, pride? Obviously who cares lol, but I could never think that highly of myself, then again I have never been comfortable in my own skin like that and probably never will.