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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

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Posts and discussion about the webcomic Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Hugo Award-winning author Zach Weinersmith (and related works)

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[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This is what veracrypt containers are for. Family finds a huge file named Porn.Encrypted, knows what it is in general terms, and can't get in.

There are also various systems you can set up to automatically wipe stuff if you don't enter a password every set number of days, but I think the encrypted container is easier and less prone to loss due to laziness.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 3 points 3 days ago

The grandkids in 30 years will have the scripts to crack your file with the CPU on their smart-hat.

(also, Dead Man's Switch is the name of the system you're referring to)

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ooh, this one’s dark, even without the bonus panel. There’s only a couple kinds of unforgiveable porn and the only acceptable one is if that dude from “unforgiveable” started doing porn. And it’s the regular kind.

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I could very easily find something for you that you would classify as unforgivable, even if they aren't illegal.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Like I said, there are a few types out there, but I sincerely doubt there’s anything you could post on the standard internet that I personally would dub “unforgivable.”

[–] three@piefed.social 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Good thing this comic isn't about you. It's about what the family would see as unforgivable. Maybe.... videos of dad cheating? Creep shots of the mother in law? Anal?

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

That person said “FOR YOU”, that “YOU” would classify as unforgivable. Referring to me.

I was responding to that person, not the original comic in the comment you replied to. That’s like, how this web site works.

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago

You're not truly living until you no longer care who finds your porn stash after you die. You won't be around to care and they can choose to delete/throw out if they don't want to look.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago

Nah. If people find my taste in porn after I die, I don't care whether they are disgusted or not on account of, you know, being dead!

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This is why you clear your browser history or use an alternative browser for smut.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 2 points 3 days ago

there is a reason its also known as porn mode.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

I should get boxes like those and just keep old electronics in them. Would go nicely with the admittedly sym linked version of xkcd 981 I have on most of my Linux installations.