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Say it fast (startrek.website)

submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by IcedRaktajino@startrek.website to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Knock knock.

Who's there?

I eat mop.

I eat mop who?

Eww, that's gross.

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[–] k_rol@lemmy.ca 1 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

I don't get it 😔

[–] IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

"I ate mop who" sounds like "I ate muh (my) poo"

[–] k_rol@lemmy.ca 1 points 16 hours ago

Lol thanks.

[–] remon@ani.social 1 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

spoiler

"I eat mop who" sounds like "I eat my poo" when you say it fast, I think. But not sure.

[–] k_rol@lemmy.ca 2 points 16 hours ago

No matter how often I repeated it in my head I couldn't get it. Thanks

[–] 0li0li@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why mop and not map?

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They're equally distant from myp.

[–] 0li0li@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Yet ma is being use by a lot more people than mo to mean my.

[–] hypnicjerk@piefed.social 1 points 19 hours ago

'ma' as in 'mama' is the sound used in 'mop', not 'map'