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submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by IcedRaktajino@startrek.website to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Knock knock.

Who's there?

I eat mop.

I eat mop who?

Eww, that's gross.

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[–] 0li0li@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why mop and not map?

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They're equally distant from myp.

[–] 0li0li@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Yet ma is being use by a lot more people than mo to mean my.

[–] hypnicjerk@piefed.social 1 points 23 hours ago

'ma' as in 'mama' is the sound used in 'mop', not 'map'