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[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I think it would be funny to make a game called jesus simulator, and it's all just about carpentry in Jerusalem as Jesus

Like, no mention of religion at all, just a really solid carpentry simulator

[–] grranibal@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago

I’m not much into simulators but that looks super fun

[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 2 points 1 month ago

"Damnit, Dale, this is the bronze age. Quit using copper nails. These people deserve craftsmanship."

[–] AnthropomorphicCat@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Reminds me of that Twitter thread:

What would be Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun!

That's NOT funny.

Why not? He was a carpenter.

[–] dufkm@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He's obviously annoyed because the Client didn't specify all dimensions needed to build what they think they want, so he knows he's in for a world of pain when he has to discuss what the original Scope of Work was after he's done and they're dissatisfied. I'm sorry, Jesus.

[–] OozingPositron@feddit.cl 4 points 1 month ago

It doesn't even have the symmetry line.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wonder if, as he was being nailed up, some part of his attention was devoted to critiquing the carpentry of the cross.

[–] UnimportantHuman@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

He definitely did. everyone I know who's worked in a field at least similar is like this lol

[–] mystik@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

"Oh, and we're gonna need you to carry it up to Calvary for us too, k?"

[–] LionofJudah2026@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

I laughed, Hi Guys!

Jesus enjoying life as a carpenter

0:03

0:13 β€œYeshua”

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Interesting if jesus's wingspan was 5 ft, that means he was also 5 ft tall.

I would probably start a religion about a guy with wings too.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Probably in the right ballpark

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Something is telling me they weren't really into bespoke cross-making. Once it's long (wide) enough, it can accommodate anyone from 7'3" giants to kids.

[–] hallettj@leminal.space 1 points 1 month ago

IIRC in the movie The Last Temptation of Christ making crosses is kinda his thing