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[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 4 points 10 hours ago

Extremely low energy lineup

[–] axont@hexbear.net 22 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I literally can't imagine what will happen to American conservativism when trump is out of office and/or dead. The entire movement, if you wanna call it thst, is just whatever Trump says that day. Even the most Maga idiot can't even pretend to give a shit about Vance, Rubio, Hegseth, or whatever other pedophiles circle around Trump.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 18 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

There's nothing left for conservatives to conserve. Their racists are multi-ethnic. Their sex offenders are Christian and their Christians idolise a golden statue. The only honest part left is the hatred for brown people, women, and the poor. As for foreign policy, their facade has basically fallen, it's just the remaining machine trying to expand imperial influence and trying to reduce taxes for the wealthy. There's no need to pretend to be against vices and moral failure, they're sponsored by gambling apps. There's no need to be against pre-emptive strikes, children are legitimate targets.

It's just going to be more fascism, more or less. They could freefall towards it with a republican or deploy one eighth of a parachute with a democrat. Neither will change the outcome, because neither will abandon capitalism, and fascism is capitalism in decay.

[–] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

They are winning and still miserable.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 1 points 10 hours ago

I'm miserable and not winning. The world is cruel :(

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 3 points 9 hours ago

Their ties get more blue as the timeline rots. Is this a metaphor for how Democrats slide right?

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 22 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

hegsgeth will wrap a trans am around a tree before 2030 with a BAC of 0.4%

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 17 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

trans am

damn, i hope the car will be okay transshork-sad

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 6 points 9 hours ago

CVT stands for "Condition: Very Trans"

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 7 points 13 hours ago

Trump (2024-2028) -> ClaudeAI(2028-3038)

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 12 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 9 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

I don’t think Vance could do anything at all and have it be seen as impressive. He’s passed the horizon and even if he somehow stopped looking like a taupe jack-o’-lantern it would not matter.

[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 5 points 17 hours ago