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[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'd be scared of zebras if I was that small too, there's a reason they've gone undomesticated.

[–] Pman@lemmy.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

That and they're vicious fuckers, they bite people, unlike horse herds they do an every man for themselves type thing and love kicking people and animals.

[–] bedwyr@piefed.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I am not that small and am scared of zebras, they are aggressive,

Herbivores are the most dangerous, predators might try and eat you, an herbivore will kill you just to eliminate you as a threat. Hippos and cape buffalo especially, but zebras too I bet.

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Do the brits call them zedbras?

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

No, but we do call them zebras (not zeebras)

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

They call 'em "old timey fucked horses and mash, init"

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That zebra looks so upset at not being liked.

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Spoilers. Some of us haven't gotten that far yet.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

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Z is for Zebra, A is for Ass

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

help me i can't find my head

[–] BucketBong@p.hobo.social 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Hey I'm Zroy ZcClure, you might remember me from such films as, Learn your ABC's and The Alphabet: A Consonant Vowel.

[–] kalapala@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

Guessing by the title... it must be H for Horse.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

"You keep crossing me. Stop."