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What fictional police officer do you want to be arrested by? (lemmy.ca)
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[–] austinfloyd@ttrpg.network 2 points 3 days ago

Elijah Baley.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 days ago

how many furries about to rep judy hopps lmao

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 days ago

Mei Tachibana ... maybe? I'm drawing a blank on others that aren't just cos-playing for an episode here or there.

Wait.

Mazikeen ... yes, I realize you didn't say "bounty-hunter", but the heart wants what it wants.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

Fuck it! Judge Dredd

[–] Retreaux@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

I'll have my bro handle this one

[–] Commiejones@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Columbo. All cops are bastards... except Columbo.

[–] folaht@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 days ago

Just one more thing, where were you at the night of the murder?

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

All of them. At the same time.