What if that is my dream girl?
this post was submitted on 09 May 2026
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Yeah, and is there a wait list?!
Like what’s the criteria here, do we all have to fight to the death for Crow Jane or what? Or is this more like trivia night at the bar…. Tell me what I need to do?!! Hit the gym or hit the books?
You just have to head towards a part of the forest you shouldn't have.
Well yea, but then when we get there is that where we battle to the death and/or answer trivia questions? Man I’m so confused
I don't think that's how crows work. They choose you, not the other way around. I suggest carrying lots of small shiny things, and being kind to all crows (as they are very smart and have good memories.)
Aww man, now I gotta have bling? I mean, I can be nice but I’m also on a budget you know? Times are tough - man, Capitalism ruins everything
I think they can just be nice little stones or tinfoil.
Oh sure look at mister money bags out here affording tinfoil!
My friend, you are not thinking like a crow. Go outside, stand where a bird would stand. Just stand there. After a while, when you see something shiny, look at it. Go pick it up. Do this for a while. Then. Then, my friend, you will have offerings for the crows.
It is on you to be prepared for whatever may come.
either wait for someone to drop the class or drop them from it
Buckle up
so you are my dream girl
Six of one, half-dozen of the other
The quote appears to originate from this longer blog post.
https://lifewithoutapaddle.com/shit-my-brain-says/the-raven-the-forest/
Aww so cute
i like crows. crows are friend.
The Lockheed Martin Pilot does not concern himself with the crows nor the forest
yeah but why bring the lockheed martin pilot up? i'm clearly fat and have no bones. i'm more of a rolling bowl of pudding. i don't want to insult you to your face so i'll let you do that yourself.
the lockheed martin pilot does not concern himself with this comment
the lockheed martin pilot concerns himself with nothing but absolutely wrecking the enviroment
Better than what the Boeing pilot concerns himself with.
There are no girls of whom I shall ever dream; for it is the crows, silent and wise, who inhabit my dreams.
You ever seen a crow? They're far from silent.
Seen quite a few. They were as quiet as it gets.
i was more intrigued when i read this as "the shouting of cows", and now i'm just disappointed
“I’m countess crow! Countess of the crows!!! “
[Gets defeated by a dude with a pillow case…]