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FBI Director Kash Patel ordered the polygraphing of more than two dozen former and current members of his security detail, as well as other staff, and has been described as being in panic mode to save his job and find leakers among his team, according to two people briefed on the development.

Patel walled himself off from some senior bureau leaders this week after multiple media reports raised red flags about his leadership, according to three people familiar with his recent actions. Two of the people told MS NOW that the director ordered the polygraphing this week of former and current security detail members, as well as several information technology staff.

The director has also avoided meeting this week with some key operational leaders of the bureau, the people said, raising concerns inside the FBI about Patel’s ability to stay abreast of pressing threats and investigations in order to make the best decisions.

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[–] PineRune@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Polygraphs aren't even admissible as evidence in court due to how inaccurate they are.

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In places that isn't fascist shit hole countries, that might be relevant...

[–] PenguinMage@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Yeah... admissible and legal are terms that don't really matter now...

They are unbelievably simple to circumvent. I doubt anyone working in high-level law enforcement doesn’t know how to produce a false positive on those things. They’re about as accurate as mood rings.

Obligatory: fucking Americans, srsly

[–] Zer0_F0x@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"More than two dozen" is a very inefficient way of saying 25

[–] NekoKoneko@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Other selections:

More than a few (4) Less than a couple (1) Almost a baker's half-dozen (6)

[–] therealdries@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

“Beyond my expectation, thru uncontrollable factors, this scientific investigation became for practical purposes a Frankenstein’s monster, which I have spent over 40 years in combating.” - John Larson, the pig that invented the piece of woo-woo hokum pseudo-science called a "polygraph test."

When this fails to produce his desired results, what do we do next? Read tea leaves? Consult The Bones? Can they just ask Jambi the Genie?

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Watch the leakers are the team doing the polygraph tests.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Take some Valium to help reduce stress changes.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

Instructions unclear. Drr drr drrrrr 🤤