Political Memes

It's not surreal, it's hilarious. Or, it would be if we didn't have a senile old coot running the country, with the help of a simpering staff that kisses his ass every second and tells him he is the smartest human to have ever lived.

No /s, it's actually TRUE.

P.S. That's actually 2 senile old coots in a row, 3 terms of dementia. Who's next? Who's the oldest person in America?

Does the whole country need to take this test?

Yes. Resoundingly yes. It's so fucking stupid here.

In a world where everyone's shoving AI down our throats, a President who makes things up on the fly and says untrue shit just fits in too well.

We've all been thoroughly conditioned to be confident in the system. Most Democrat voters I know in real life honestly think that in 2028 we'll vote in a Democrat who will fix everything and everything will go back to "normal."

They refuse to see this as being any different than any other embarrassing 4 years of republican presidency. They think all our allies will just write this off and resume trade and military relations, all the environmental and scientific groups will welcome us back with open arms, and we'll all think back on these years and laugh.

To admit otherwise would mean there's more to do than just vote for that same color you've always voted for, and that would be a real hassle.

I would vote for any of the replicants over Trump at this point. Even Leon.

Is it a real tortoise or an electric tortoise?

Plot twist: he's actually outside.

I’m in a rehab hospital for alcoholism. Im the smartest patient here! Also it just opened and I’m the first patient here. First and best. You won’t see them print that in the papers tho. Terrible people.

No one has ever completed the program here. I’ll be the first to ever do that. First in the world. They don’t hand out medals for that, maybe they should I don’t know. But they don’t so. If they offered me one I’d take it but they don’t do that here. So what are you going to do. But I would take it I think, yeah. I definitely earned it. But maybe we should look into that

Now ask yourself did I ramble because I’m struggling with withdrawals and not thinking clearly, or was I imitating trump?

That’s exactly the problem. It’s hard to tell. It should be easy to tell which. If you don’t know which… that’s kinda bad right?

I'd rather see him go to prison for being a pedophile so there is at least some justice in the world

You mean the same media that was instrumental in getting us where we are?

I wish reporters would relentlessly ask him basic questions he should know like about the constitution and how the government works. Ask him to define fascism, democracy, fraud, consent. Ask him what narcissism is, and since he claims to be Christian, ask him what Jesus taught.

Imagine the word salad that would follow any one of these questions.

Would be better to just throw the clown in jail where he belongs. Will go down in history as the biggest traitor against the American people to ever have been in office.

LOL. Sure. The Easter bunny and Santa Claus will jail him.

First time?

At this point I think it's undeniably obvious that this country is failing and incapable of upholding the law and holding criminals accountable.

I wouldn't expect anything other than continued collapse. Americans would have to be significantly more intelligent than they are to expect more.

What is today's date?

I thought they were supposed to start off easy.

I took one after having brain surgery a couple years ago. Was funny to me for a couple reasons:

• I was given 5 words, then after talking to the nurse for a few minutes I had to repeat all 5 words from memory. I told her that I wouldn’t have done well on that pre-surgery. 😅
• When I got the “what animal is this” test and told the nurse that I couldn’t remember if a camel or a dromedary has two humps the nurse basically said “I think we’re good here”

My spouse was naturally less amused than me due to the conditions which necessitated the test.

I took the test, it was so hard, mostly because the questions were so dumb I kept thinking there was a trick to it

Probably the same type of test, just a different occasion so there would be different objects to remember.

As someone else here mentioned, regular testing like this is usually a sign of oncoming dementia.

Its the same test. He has them regularly

No, just another day with Donald Trump as president.