Buffer those fools and save them for the next time you run across a Klingon ship with its shields down.
this post was submitted on 03 May 2026
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That's gotta be against Starfleet regulations somewhere under cruel and unusual tactics.
True, but there's a slim chance we'll end up with hippy Klingons!
Best I can do...
When you get a DJ as a transport officer and they keep remixing your insides...
"Stop 'dropping the beat' and give me back my kidney!"
Or your organs keep appearing and disappearing to the beat of a manic DJ high on meth
But they are still there, in that wall. I'm not worried about a Tell-Tale Heart scenario, It's all about hating that wall every time you walk by.
Beam then into the warp reactor. Instant ionization. Problem solved.
... or beam them just outside the ship ... while moving at warp speed
Exactly what a Herbert would say. HERBERT! HERBERT! HERBERT!