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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/46357907
A Gen X old person once said "Oh you're not familiar with computers, that's okay" because I was typing awkwardly on a shitty old work keyboard in a new job
My millennial nerdy ass has literally never been more offended
Guess who to blame
Epstein?
Time?
I mean, for gen alpha, that's an intentional effect. Tech is becoming more and more obfuscated by design.
Error messages when I was growing up:
Network Error: TCP protocol not installed.
Error messages now:
Something went wrong. :(
Never forget that they took away our moving progress bars w/ descriptions of the task being performed at each stage and gave us shitty spinning circles.
We used to progress, now we get fucked around.
I'll just check the logs then...
The logs:
Exactly. That second example infuriates me. Just give me something to troubleshoot, for fuck's sake.
It infuriates me because it’s disrespectful. The message insinuates that I wouldn’t be able to figure it out.
Needed to add my phone number for 2FA on a website. Something went wrong :( checked network tab and the error being returned from the API was too short phone number, they'd made an assumption based on the country they were from.
I still had to message their support to let them know, but... They could've made it easier to find out the reason at least.
We have 209 monkeys working on it
Not for my daughter, I'm starting her early on Arch (she's 4 but she will learn to love the terminal lol)
You've got a hacker in training there
"Now sweetie, find the etc directory or no ice cream."
Idk personally if I was teaching a child how to use Linux I would focus on more practical skills like updating pkgs
You mean like that's difficult?
We all start somewhere!
In a (rare for me) defense of Boomers, goddamn, the one dude I knew who learned COBOL on his GI Bill out of Vietnam...
that man was a fucking wizard.
He actually cackled to me when he told me how C Suite knew he was retiring in 6 months, they were not planning on hiring a replacement for him... he was planning on being hired back as a contractor within 2 years, seeing as he personally built the company's entire transaction accounting payroll and billing systems in the mid 70s, and no one else had any idea how any of it worked.
... For an international logistics company, with over 100 offices all over the world.
But yes, the rest of the Boomers csn go back to Minions memes and being catfished by AI Brad Pitt or whatever it is they do these days on the 'puter.
We often forget that half the boomers were the hippies, pioneers of the Internet, and activist that got the civil rights act passed.
Hot take but the hippies fucking sucked and I absolutely despise the entire movement. They had no political message, no demands, no way of achieving their goals, and were an entire movement based on vibes alone. The 70s was a time of great economic upheaval and there was a real chance that things could change, that we could have became a more progressive society, even revolution was possible, but then the hippies came and channeled the revolutionary energy of an entire generation into doing fuck all. Quite frankly I feel the same about the no kings protest today, an entire movement based on vibes with no plans of accomplishing anything.
Half the boomers were absolutely not hippies.
We forget that it was a minority of them. The majority is like every other generation: kept disinterested and selfish.
Well, we (boomers) actually invented the PC…
A few of you. The rest can barely operate a smartphone let alone do online banking, much less understand a phishing scam.
The problem though isn't that people in general lack the understanding or capability to operate computers, it's that we live in a society where continuous learning is not encouraged nor funded. Education is seen a means to an end, and learning isn't seen as a way of life.
If the government either provided or paid for lifelong learning, things would be very very different. For example when new tech comes out affecting everybody, it should be encouraged to take a week or two off work, at full pay or paid for by the government, to stay current. But right now, only the wealthy and lucky few can even afford that.
Most of ‘us’ were street smart in our glory days and would not have fallen to the current day scams then. But even without dementia involved, our cognitive abilities degrade and our ability to adapt to changes slows down.
Unfortunately, your generation will get there too.
More of your generation fell for the scam that is religion.
Well, fortunately I dodged that bullet. Atheist since 13 years old.
My generation has 17 inch long dicks.