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[–] Maerman@lemmy.world 57 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I mean, for gen alpha, that's an intentional effect. Tech is becoming more and more obfuscated by design.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 55 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

Error messages when I was growing up:

Network Error: TCP protocol not installed.

Error messages now:

Something went wrong. :(

[–] sours@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 hours ago

Never forget that they took away our moving progress bars w/ descriptions of the task being performed at each stage and gave us shitty spinning circles.

We used to progress, now we get fucked around.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 10 points 12 hours ago

I'll just check the logs then...

The logs:

[–] Maerman@lemmy.world 31 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Exactly. That second example infuriates me. Just give me something to troubleshoot, for fuck's sake.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 10 points 16 hours ago

It infuriates me because it’s disrespectful. The message insinuates that I wouldn’t be able to figure it out.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 7 points 19 hours ago

Needed to add my phone number for 2FA on a website. Something went wrong :( checked network tab and the error being returned from the API was too short phone number, they'd made an assumption based on the country they were from.

I still had to message their support to let them know, but... They could've made it easier to find out the reason at least.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

We have 209 monkeys working on it