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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 58 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

In a (rare for me) defense of Boomers, goddamn, the one dude I knew who learned COBOL on his GI Bill out of Vietnam...

that man was a fucking wizard.

He actually cackled to me when he told me how C Suite knew he was retiring in 6 months, they were not planning on hiring a replacement for him... he was planning on being hired back as a contractor within 2 years, seeing as he personally built the company's entire transaction accounting payroll and billing systems in the mid 70s, and no one else had any idea how any of it worked.

... For an international logistics company, with over 100 offices all over the world.

But yes, the rest of the Boomers csn go back to Minions memes and being catfished by AI Brad Pitt or whatever it is they do these days on the 'puter.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

We often forget that half the boomers were the hippies, pioneers of the Internet, and activist that got the civil rights act passed.

Hot take but the hippies fucking sucked and I absolutely despise the entire movement. They had no political message, no demands, no way of achieving their goals, and were an entire movement based on vibes alone. The 70s was a time of great economic upheaval and there was a real chance that things could change, that we could have became a more progressive society, even revolution was possible, but then the hippies came and channeled the revolutionary energy of an entire generation into doing fuck all. Quite frankly I feel the same about the no kings protest today, an entire movement based on vibes with no plans of accomplishing anything.

[–] MartianRecon@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 hours ago

Half the boomers were absolutely not hippies.

[–] onlinepersona@programming.dev 17 points 15 hours ago

We forget that it was a minority of them. The majority is like every other generation: kept disinterested and selfish.

[–] Amberskin@europe.pub 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Well, we (boomers) actually invented the PC…

[–] onlinepersona@programming.dev 12 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

A few of you. The rest can barely operate a smartphone let alone do online banking, much less understand a phishing scam.

The problem though isn't that people in general lack the understanding or capability to operate computers, it's that we live in a society where continuous learning is not encouraged nor funded. Education is seen a means to an end, and learning isn't seen as a way of life.

If the government either provided or paid for lifelong learning, things would be very very different. For example when new tech comes out affecting everybody, it should be encouraged to take a week or two off work, at full pay or paid for by the government, to stay current. But right now, only the wealthy and lucky few can even afford that.

[–] Amberskin@europe.pub 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Most of ‘us’ were street smart in our glory days and would not have fallen to the current day scams then. But even without dementia involved, our cognitive abilities degrade and our ability to adapt to changes slows down.

Unfortunately, your generation will get there too.

[–] 01011@monero.town 1 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

More of your generation fell for the scam that is religion.

[–] Amberskin@europe.pub 1 points 2 hours ago

Well, fortunately I dodged that bullet. Atheist since 13 years old.

[–] Mesa@programming.dev -1 points 12 hours ago

My generation has 17 inch long dicks.