Shitty Ask Lemmy

We kill the batman

One of a number of possible choices or courses of action.

Masturbation

Not an alternative (if you live in germany).

Stale Parsnip

All rules are inversed. Maximum speed signs are now minimum, government pays you 45% of the pay you give to the company you work for, you can only marry withing your family (like royals),

The alternative of what?

I guess how, why or when are all good alternatives.

Denial is pretty high on my personal go-to list, have you tried that yet?

Hmm... Hmm.. Either I'm missing something, or you didn't mention the 'alternative of what?' part.