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How would you have fucked up the moon mission? (lemmy.ca)
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[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Oops! All boosters!

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

By making and then eating a pot of chili about eight hours before launch

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago
  1. Too much delta V and somehow
  2. Not enough delta V
[–] AntiOutsideAktion@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 days ago

I'd miss

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

“I was told I could bring one personal item-“

“That’s not-“

“-and I chose to bring a case of my favorite juice boxes.”

[–] orlyowl@piefed.ca 3 points 3 days ago

In addition to whatever other toilet problems they had, I would have used too much TP and clogged that thing every single time.

[–] Bustedknuckles@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Realistically, I'd probably pass out during launch. 50-50 if I freak out about it afterwards

[–] mech@feddit.org 3 points 3 days ago

In the conference call with Trump, I would have said things that would lead to not getting picked up out of the ocean.

[–] vapor_body@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago

Killing too many of the ayy lmaos & causing diplomatic struggles humanity never really comes back from

[–] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 2 points 4 days ago

With two outlook, none in working order

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

Every long voyage needs a Gilligan.