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What if we did 300 backflips through fires and explosions instead of the fucking obvious?

(sorry for no archive it's video)

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[–] gayspacemarxist@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

gun control in the US is inevitably going to be gun control for everyone except cis het nazi-aligned white boys. which means we'll still get the same number of school shootings, but there will be fewer guns out there in general?

[–] Salah@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Weapon distribution is in hands of capital, it will always be the case that right extremist group have more and more advanced weapons as long as they’re supported by capital. I’m not against guns in general but this spiral towards more and more violent weapons mostly hurts working class people who get labelled as collateral damage.

[–] gayspacemarxist@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

I'm not arguing against gun control, I just reckon that it'll be applied unequally along racial lines because America is like that. Could be different, but we didn't defund the police yet.

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At the same time, it's my experience that stricter gun control limits the ability of working class people to own guns at all more than anyone else. People up thread are talking about getting guns for safety if they can, you literally cannot here. It is wholly illegal to buy a gun for your safety, unless you are a pig or rent-a-pig. The rules are pretty strict and as a result our gun culture is basically gone (probably not a bad thing as this also massively reduced firearm violence, and violence overall, even for minorities not having a gun to defend yourself in a country with very few firearms appears to be far safer than having one in a country with them, but there are obviously other considerations). So though minorities have far more limited de facto gun rights than the majority in the USA, places with strict gun control leaves workers and minorities with far fewer again. I don't even know anyone with a gun - my brother and dad both did, but the licensing costs were just not tenable for something they got limited use out of. The price of a black market AR is comparable to a decent new car - not even the cheapest ones! - and legal ones are strictly disallowed for citizens, as are all centre fire semi auto rifles. Handguns basically cannot be owned by civilians except as part of a target shooting club and I believe are kept at the club, there's absolutely no tolerance for carrying it with you or keeping it - or any firearm - in such a way that it would be useful for self defense.

[–] Salah@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

I think there’s different types of gun control, making it more costly or difficult to own a gun in general is obviously bad for us. But restrictions on what types of guns are allowed is important imo and the US is way too lax on that. Also obviously a huge problem is the amount of weapons that can be used for mass killings that are being and have been produced in the US.

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

those are called cops, do keep up with times

[–] gayspacemarxist@hexbear.net 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

a lot of crackers who aren't cops are nazis, don't act like it isn't 😒

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

seems cops are wildly more successful than nazis, they can murk 1000 people a year without a squeak

[–] gayspacemarxist@hexbear.net 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

I'm lost lol

I'm not arguing against gun control, I just reckon that it'll be applied unequally along racial lines because America is like that. Could be different, but we didn't defund the police yet.

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 0 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

no, i think people overpay attention to hypothetical armed nazis. historical applied brownshirt function was to crush unruly masses at factories, they got cops for that nowadays. why would capital care about some rightwing radicals not to crush them or absorb them (into ice)

[–] gayspacemarxist@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago

https://nij.ojp.gov/topics/articles/public-mass-shootings-database-amasses-details-half-century-us-mass-shootings#mass-shooting-demographics

I thought we were talking about school shooters 🤔 which are mostly white and tend to be radicalized by far right online stuff on top of their other issues.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Gun violence is part of a strategy of tension, meant to inure the public to mass death and occupation.

The point of not having gun control is so they can convince parents to let them put drones in schools.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

hey boss, what if we gave that weird hacker kid a way to shoot up the school without even obtaining a gun?

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can't wait until the Israeli drone AI identifies every student as a terrorist

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I was about to date myself by making a joke about a drone mistaking a scantron test sheet for a keffiyeh and I bet the kids don’t even use scantron anymore

[–] Mihr@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 month ago

I hear scantron is making a comeback with the AI cheating epidemic as you can’t just have ChatGPT do it for you.

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, just use the ditto machine instead

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago
[–] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The killbots will protect and nurture our children, and in turn our children will come to love the killbots. As they should.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"The clustering of all these military-aged males presents a target rich environment for our security solution system." - a cool senior vice president of institutional sales

"Second request: present hall pass"

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

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[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

AC-130 gunship over every school just in case

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So bombing schools in the middle east is a trial run for stopping school shootings in the US?

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

I remember joking like 10-15 years ago about how we needed predator drones patrolling schools that would fire tomahawk missiles at anyone that looked like they might be angry / upset.

[–] Clippy@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

hear me out remote control gun robots on all schools

[–] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Hitting the school shooter with an FPV drone big-cool

Accidentally blowing up the kindergarten instead ancap-good

[–] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

idk about you but I'm against white kids having guns, they do the school shootings

[–] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Ok reasonable

[–] cornishon@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 month ago

That's crakkker control

[–] egg1918@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I think it’s worth it. It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God given rights. That’s a prudent deal. It is rational,”

Charlie agrees!

[–] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Let me rephrase that: fuck this racist capitalist country enforcing gun control

[–] egg1918@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Amerikkkans have had more guns than people for years and what have they done with them?

Charlie's quote is still accurate. Arguing against gun control in the hopes that they will eventually be used for revolution is arguing that school shootings are the cost for a future potential maybe revolution.

[–] RindoGang@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't live in the US but do you really think the US government would enforce gun control out of care and love for the people?

The way I see it they only do it to disarm oppressed people, while the real issues that cause gun violence (systemic inequality, racism, culture war) will remain untouched

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Australia didn't enforce gun control out of "care and love for the people", they enforced it because they value national stability and Not Being Shot. Capitalists are not immune to bullets, as the US are kinda learning the hard way, and it doesn't benefit the bourgeoisie when their workers' kids get massacred at school.

Gun control without addressing the core issues that cause violence is not a lasting solution, but it is what sane nations do to reduce needless deaths, regardless of how malicious or benevolent their intentions are. The US is just not a sane nation.

[–] RindoGang@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I guess so... I just don't see how gun control stops a student who has already made up their mind

My university went on strike after a student stabbed another to death. The entire school could hear his girlfriend's screams echoing

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's a lot harder to go on a killing spree with a knife than with a gun. Again, the root cause of the violence isn't solved, but having access to firearms makes it easier to follow through on violent intentions.

[–] Jew@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Same goes for suicide. Gun control would most likely reduce suicides by 10k or more each year. Guns make suicide alot easier.

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Shootings are easier and thus happen far more often and with more victims. This really isn't debatable.

the availability of guns is one of the only things ameriKKKan proletarian movements have going for them. of course there are a billion more important things but we don't have any of those. it just doesn't make sense to push to get rid of the one thing we do have. of course, this is all gonna be a moot point when after the third luigi they do gun control anyway. but in the meantime, armed minorities are harder to oppress.

[–] stink@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Fr. Fuck Abigail SSpanberg for this virginia gun ban

[–] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Ooh a potential gun struggle session. The 2nd amendment is liberal horseshit. Gun rights don't exist in the USA already for minorities.

The most salient communist quote on guns is not "under no pretext" which honestly US radlibs focused on as a substitute "under no pretext", but "political power comes from the barrel of a gun".

So yeah sure a socialist should consider buying a gun for their safety if circumstances require and permit, no debate there, and a revolutionary movement does eventually need guns.

But it's also not a contradiction to think things that things that disarm chuds, petit bourgeois, cops, or even the state itself (intentionally or through austerity) is cool and good.

But it's also not a contradiction to think things that things that disarm chuds, petit bourgeois, cops, or even the state itself (intentionally or through austerity) is cool and good.

sure but those things are never going to happen in America, so what's the point in wasting time discussing this?

[–] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It is pointless to argue about since it is never going to happen. We are more likely to have a mass movement revolution than an iota of actual gun control legislation.

[–] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

I'm not advocating for attempt gun control on the USA, just we've had a bunch of huge pointless struggle session on it which is I agree with @InexplicableLunchFiend@hexbear.net is a waste of time.

Yet we persist.

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

The school safety industry is like an overfunded make work program for people who couldn't cut it as a even a cop.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

obama-drone

"They say the next ones will be piloted by teachers!" part-of-history "Really makes you feel you're a part of history!"

[–] Andrzej3K@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

I think all countries should abolish gun control so that the proletariat can rise up and overthrow their capitalist masters, like in the famous example of the USA