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[–] yakko@feddit.uk 87 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Your daily reminder that everything you like about life is a market inefficiency...

That said, this guy is gonna beat the recession.

[–] WhirlpoolBrewer@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I have never heard the phrase "everything you like about life is a market inefficiency" before, and I think it is simultaneously horrifying and accurate and my life is now a little worse. I don't know what to do with this info, but I feel I need to share it

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 16 points 1 day ago

It verges on infohazard, but what doesn't these days?

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 6 points 1 day ago

I have never heard the phrase “everything you like about life is a market inefficiency” before

well, i have, at least a similar phrase: "the goal of life is death. so why don't we all just die already?"

i think it hits in a similar vein, and the answer/solution to the riddle is probably gonna be similar somewhat.

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 34 points 1 day ago

He's beating something alright

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

Or at least beat it during the recession

[–] Omnipitaph@reddthat.com 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

why not just send vids of yourself jerking off and skip like 3 steps?

[–] whosepoopisonmybuttocks@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Because it's fake (op never made any money from the gay dudes) and gay (op has lots of clips of male masturbation that he enjoys sending to other men for the benefit of everyone involved).

[–] Omnipitaph@reddthat.com 9 points 1 day ago

So double gay, cause of the happy.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Thats... a full circle... circlejerk. With extra steps.

And Profit.

Goddamn, well done anon.

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

it's not profit if all the $ goes to tipping cam girls

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Well but you see, I'm pretty sure he tips the cam girls to capture more and newer nudes to restart the process at step 1.

[–] null@lemmy.org 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

OP has quadrupled the GDP of their basement.

The whole AI industry is based on this model.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 day ago

Wow!, All of this without using any artificial intelligence!

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well i would be right off to reddit to try this out if i wasn't BANNED FROM IT 😭

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

cant you just make another account or something

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Valid question - they track whether you're logging in from a device associated with [banned account], an IP associated with [Banned account], using the same patterns of behaviour as [Banned Account]. I can no longer be bothered enough to try.

I think my best bet would be to log in on my study laptop at uni or a public library, which would be a killer for productivity.

I prefer lemmy all things considered